Bhola @ Hospital:SMS , mobile & JOKES

kcpandey

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Gangaram was in the hospital, near death, so the family sent for his friend Bhola. As Bhola stood beside the bed, Gangaram's frail condition grew worse, and he motioned frantically for something to write on. Bhola lovingly handed him a pen and piece of paper, and Gangaram used his last ounce of strength to scribble a note. Then he died. Bhola thought it best not to look at the note just then, so he slipped it in to his jacket pocket. Several days later, at the funeral, Bhola was visiting Gangaram's family. He realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he'd worn the day Gangaram died. "You know," he said, "Gangaram handed me a note just before he died. I haven't read it, but knowing Gangaram, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all". He unfolded the note and read aloud:

"Kutte kamiene, you're standing on my oxygen tube!"


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kcpandey

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Bhola @ Hospital

«Reply #1 on: November 14, 2004, 05:39:20 AM »

Bholaji goes to a Udipi hotel to have something to eat. He orders for Masala Dosa. The waiter promptly gets him the dish but is surprised to see that Bhola eats only the masala leaving the dosa behind.

Bhola then orders for 1 plate Samosa. Again this time the waiter notices that Bhola eats only the filling and not the shell. ; Waiter is very curious. Bhola next orders for Batata Vada. This time around also Bhola eats only the filling and leaves the shell behind. Waiter is losing his patience and walking upto Bhola asks him, "Bholaji, aap dish ke under ka hi cheez kyon khaa rahe ho, kya baki cheez pasand nahi aaya..?"

Bhola says,"Arre bhaiyya, aisi baat nahi. Hamaari tabiyat kuch teekh nahi isliye doctor ne kaha ki baahar ki cheez mat khaya karo..."


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Pooja

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Bhola @ Hospital

«Reply #2 on: November 14, 2004, 05:46:22 AM »

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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kcpandey

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Bhola @ Hospital

«Reply #3 on: November 14, 2004, 05:57:03 AM »

Thanks Pooja Ji


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kcpandey

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«Reply #4 on: November 14, 2004, 05:57:50 AM »

Bhola was looking for a job. He couldn't find one in India so started applying to US & Canada. As soon as he applied, he got a reply from a US company. Bhola was very happy and started giving treat to all his friends...

Dost poocchne lagge ki....."Bhai,bataa to kon si company hai, kitni salary haai? vagarah ... vagarah...".

Apna Bhola says "English mein letter hai, per mein tumhe translate kar ke sunata hoon"....
"Woh company likhe hai...

"YOU DO NOT MEET"...
yaani ki "Tum to milte hi nahin ho...bahut busy ho"

"OUR REQUIREMENTS"...
yaani ki "Humne to bahut zaroorat hai"

"NO FURTHER CORRESPONDENCE"...
Yaani ki "Aage chitthi bhejne ki jarurat nahin hai, Jaise bhi ho jaldi se aajao"

"WILL BE ENTERTAINED"...
yaani ki "Bahut khatir ki jayegi"


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Pooja

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«Reply #5 on: November 14, 2004, 05:59:42 AM »

nice!!!


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kcpandey

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Bhola @ Hospital

«Reply #6 on: November 14, 2004, 06:03:34 AM »

Thanks Pooja Ji


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Meena

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Bhola @ Hospital

«Reply #7 on: November 14, 2004, 04:12:37 PM »

lol gud gud!

:D


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