Blonde????

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is - why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"


The blond replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

     

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No time to read long storise
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Any way good work all FRIENDS..............

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hindi mai....

ek baar ek blonde ko traffic police signal todte hue pakad lete hai.Iteffak se traffic police women bhi blonde thi.
blonde police women -apana license dikahao
blonde driver-woh kya hota hai
police women-bewakuff,jisame tumhara photo hota hai

blonde driver ek aayena nikalkar dekhte hai auur usse police ko de deti hai.blonde police women usse dhayan se dekhte hai auur wapas karte hue kahte hai,tikh hai tum ja sakti ho par agar tumne pahle hi bata diya hota ki tum bhi traffic policewomen ho to hum dono ko itne musibat nahi hote.