Burgler in House...!

by sharmaarunkumar on September 30, 2004, 08:20:53 PM
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Sardar ji sleeping in his house
one night hears some raffling and shuffling in the
other room.

Convinced it is a burgler he jumps up and runs into
 the other room to find an asian man. He shouts:
"o badmaash, me thinoo phad liya main choodna ne".

The burgler freezes and putting his hands together
anxiously says:
 "o paa jee, maaf kar do, mein tuwaada singh pai laghda"

Sardar ji says: "Achaa, e gal e? thu singh hega?
teri pug (Turban) kithe gaye a"?

Burglar replies "Tusi itthe wait kuro mein huni le ke aanda".
The burgler leaves and doesn't return.

Two weeks later, the same burgler is in the same home
shuffling away. In a fury sardar ji jump up and approaching
him shouts out: "O badmaash, last time mein tinoo
chud ditha si...
hon tu ithe rook - mein teri pug le ke aandha". yom  yom  :D^  :D^
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Pooja
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«Reply #1 on: September 30, 2004, 11:28:57 PM »
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz ha ha ha ha
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Talat
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«Reply #2 on: October 01, 2004, 04:23:07 AM »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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sharmaarunkumar
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«Reply #3 on: October 01, 2004, 04:36:03 AM »
Usual Smile  :D Thanks! Pooja ji!  tongue3 N Talat ji! :lol:  :lol:
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mnajmi
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«Reply #4 on: October 07, 2004, 10:57:35 AM »
wah bhai
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sharmaarunkumar
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«Reply #5 on: October 07, 2004, 04:42:40 PM »
Shukriya! Ji!
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