Cat in home, Man lost no direction

Cat in home, Man lost no direction

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and
decided to get rid of him one day by driving
him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him
at the park.

As he was getting home, the cat was walking
up the driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat 40
blocks away. He put the beast out and headed
home.

Driving back up his driveway, there was the
cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further
and the cat would always beat him home. At
last he decided to drive a few miles away,
turn right, then left, past the bridge, then
right again and another right until he
reached what he thought was a safe distance
from his home and left the cat there.

Hours later the man calls home to his wife:
"Jen, is the cat there?"

"Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask?"

Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son
of a [censored] on the phone, I'm lost! and
need directions!"

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- Chahat