chalo wapis class me aao..bachho!!!

by nishita on November 19, 2004, 07:17:27 AM
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Rishi
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«Reply #45 on: November 25, 2004, 04:01:14 PM »
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sanju miyaan, labtop bhi hum log thaile ich mein rakhte hain,
kya aapne kabhi kisi ko gale mein latkaaye huye dekha hai,
aur dusri baat ye ke teacher ki baat ko kabhi nahi kaat.te hain,
lesson hai ye pehla ke teacher ki baat patthar pe khinchi rekha hai..
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«Reply #46 on: November 25, 2004, 04:10:57 PM »
arey bhai kiss cheez ki yahan claas lagi hai re
apun ko bhi koi batla do re
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Rishi
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«Reply #47 on: November 25, 2004, 04:23:27 PM »
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munde class mein aayega to tu bhi baat ye jaan jaayega,
jis subject ki bhi chahega tu hum se training paayega,
mumbaiya bolne se le kar bhaigiri tak sab sikhaate hain,
shareef munde-kudiyon ko hum badmaash banaate hain....
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waheed_rose2004
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«Reply #48 on: November 25, 2004, 05:00:41 PM »
well rishi...........:lol:
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waheed_rose2004
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«Reply #49 on: November 25, 2004, 05:02:40 PM »
Quote from: "nishita"
woh sirf meri baat manegi... tum chalo waheed canteen me jaake wada pav becho


tum khadi hokar kya kar rahi nishita........ chalo tum sabhi bartan dhulo.... :lol: sirf khaane ke liye chahiye.........
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Rishi
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«Reply #50 on: November 25, 2004, 05:10:06 PM »
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waheed, nishita institute ki headmasterni hai,
wo kaam karti nahi hai, sab se karaati hai,
aur jo jyaada bhankas maarta hai yahaan,
uski hawa pani tight kar ke ulta latkaati hai....
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«Reply #51 on: November 25, 2004, 05:55:26 PM »
Quote from: "Rishi"
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munde class mein aayega to tu bhi baat ye jaan jaayega,
jis subject ki bhi chahega tu hum se training paayega,
mumbaiya bolne se le kar bhaigiri tak sab sikhaate hain,
shareef munde-kudiyon ko hum badmaash banaate hain....
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Jiss school mein sikha hai tumne ye sab
Waha ka headmaster reh chuka hoon
Muje sikhlaane ki baat na kar munna
Main aaj se yaahan ka bhi headmaster ban chuka hoon
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«Reply #52 on: November 25, 2004, 06:37:55 PM »
munde jyaada dimaag ka dahi matt kar,
tere jaise bahuton ko line pe lagaaya hai....
bade badmaashon ki class li hai apan ne,
aise hi nahi yahan professor ka job paaya hai....
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tere jaise bade aaye, hum ne do char seekh sikhayi, chalta kiya,
rahi headmaster ki post, us par to nishita ka hi kabza rahega,
aaj to bol diya hai magar phir aisi baat zubaan pe na laana,
jyaada hawa khaayi to seedhe paanch feet neechu pahunchega....
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«Reply #53 on: November 25, 2004, 07:03:28 PM »
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Tu sapne mein khud ko professor samajne lag gaya hai
Lagta hai dimaag mein tere sirf dahi hi bhar gaya hai
Dahi ka rayeta bana ke sheron par daal ke khale
Dimmaag mein tab-bhi dahi bhara rahe to larkiyoo se 2-4 joote khaale
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Nadan hai tu, abhi bachha hai tu
Jaanta nahi panga kisse le raha hai tu
Tere jaise kitno ko na jaane roj danda deta hoon
Joote maar maar ke iss duniya se dafa kar deta hoon
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Pooja
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«Reply #54 on: November 26, 2004, 06:29:04 AM »
Usual Smile
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Talat
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«Reply #55 on: November 26, 2004, 06:54:57 AM »
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nishita
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«Reply #56 on: November 26, 2004, 07:12:37 AM »
uffo yaha pe sab ladai kyu kar rahe hai Huh? sad5

school me koi jhagda nahi karta.. samjhe bachhe
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Talat
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«Reply #57 on: November 26, 2004, 07:17:33 AM »
Teacher class se gayab ho gayi hai
Isiliye bachche jhagad rahe hain ;-)
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«Reply #58 on: November 26, 2004, 07:20:33 AM »
Quote from: "nishita"
uffo yaha pe sab ladai kyu kar rahe hai Huh? sad5

school me koi jhagda nahi karta.. samjhe bachhe


arey yaar kon jhagar raha hai
usse su-su karne ki akal nahi
apne aap ko professor samaj raha hai
aur mujse faltoo mein bankas kar raha hai  :lol:
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«Reply #59 on: November 26, 2004, 07:21:55 AM »
Quote from: "Talat"
Teacher class se gayab ho gayi hai
Isiliye bachche jhagad rahe hain ;-)



 :lol:  :lol:  baat to sahi hai
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