City by fight:SMS , mobile & JOKES

NewYorker

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How to identify the city you are in by observing a street brawl

Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.

You are in Kolkatta !

Scenario 2

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.

That's Mumbai !

Scenario 3

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up.

That's Delhi !

Scenario 4

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai/kapi (tea/coffee) stall ---

That's anywhere in Kerala !

Scenario 5

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start to figure out an algorithm to solve the fight, without actually getting involved; making sure they earn a lot of foreign currency for the state

Then you are in Bangalore !

Scenario 6

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes and shows the board...
"Amchya Gharasamor Bhandu naka, Shejaryanchya Gharasamor ja " (don't fight in front of my house, fight in front of the neighbour's house)

That's Pune for you .................!!!

(n/M)


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prempagla

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City by fight

«Reply #1 on: January 02, 2005, 05:28:07 PM »

lol


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NewYorker

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City by fight

«Reply #2 on: January 03, 2005, 05:07:54 AM »

Scenario 7

Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile.Now 50 guys are fighting.

You are in Chandigarh.

Scenario 8

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "ANA" doesn't like all this non sense --- Peace comes in.

That's Chennai.


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akela

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City by fight

«Reply #3 on: January 03, 2005, 10:13:07 AM »

oye hoye.......auuro ka tho pata nahi par chandigarh............correct\. Usual Smile


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priya_akela

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Re: City by fight

«Reply #4 on: January 04, 2005, 08:24:07 AM »

Scenario 9

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says LAGE RAHO !!!!!! ---------- That's PATNA


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #5 on: January 04, 2005, 11:50:18 AM »

lolzzzzzzzzzzz NY .zahar hai k pyaar hai :lol:

lolzzzz hahahahhaha


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priya_akela

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«Reply #6 on: January 04, 2005, 02:12:18 PM »

Quote from: "salma4u"

lolzzzzzzzzzzz NY .zahar hai k pyaar hai :lol:

lolzzzz hahahahhaha

Pyar hi Samajh lo Salma !!! Ladai Jhagadhe to Pyar ka hi Imtihan hota hai !! Ki Kaun kitna kisi ko Pyar karta hai !!!


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NewYorker

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«Reply #7 on: January 05, 2005, 12:40:01 PM »

Quote from: "salma4u"

lolzzzzzzzzzzz NY .zahar hai k pyaar hai :lol:

lolzzzz hahahahhaha

:wink:


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NewYorker

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«Reply #8 on: January 05, 2005, 12:41:03 PM »

Quote from: "priya_akela"

Quote from: "salma4u"

lolzzzzzzzzzzz NY .zahar hai k pyaar hai :lol:

lolzzzz hahahahhaha

Pyar hi Samajh lo Salma !!! Ladai Jhagadhe to Pyar ka hi Imtihan hota hai !! Ki Kaun kitna kisi ko Pyar karta hai !!!

:D

Pls pyaar na samjhanaa.....Kaun jhelegaa phir se...."Zahar hai ki pyaar hai".... :cry:

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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