Classic Definitions & Cool Meanings :)

1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a
fool at the other.
 
2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are
more popular than a five day test.

3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master

4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage

5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the  lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
 
6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number
present.
 
7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
  believes he got the biggest piece.
 
8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by  feminine water-power ..
 
9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.
 
10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens &
everybody disagrees later on.
 
11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling
you  have never felt before.
 
12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
 
13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
 
14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
 
15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
 
16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you  actually do.
 
17. Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sitto  decide that nothing can be done together.
 
18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
 
19. Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.
 
20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken
of  when dead.
 
21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that
you  actually look forward to the trip.
 
22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally
falls  into a river.
 
23. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in
midway  "See I am not injured yet."
 
24. Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,  Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
 
25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
 
26. Father : A banker provided by nature.
 
27. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got
  caught.
 
28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are  early.
 
29. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your
  Confidence after.
 
30. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with
his  bills.

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