COMMON SENSE.......... U THINK!:SMS , mobile & JOKES

urs4evasomdev

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It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time. This little test should get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what is the criteria that defines a patient to be institutionalized. Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub."
1. Would you use the spoon? 2. Would you use the teacup? 3. Would you use the bucket?
Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket as it is larger than the spoon."
No," answered the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug."

HE flunked..........


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sanya310

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COMMON SENSE.......... U THINK!

«Reply #1 on: February 01, 2006, 03:58:11 PM »

lol good one there.. :lol:


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urs4evasomdev

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«Reply #2 on: February 03, 2006, 07:16:56 PM »

thanx sanya............
how about this......................
my really sweet friend richrd sent it to me...... thank u swetie.......

MISTAKE
>>
>
>>If a barber makes a mistake,
>>It's a new style...
>>
>>If a driver makes a mistake,
>>It is an accident..
>>
>>If a doctor makes a mistake,
>>It's an operation..
>>
>>If a engineer makes a mistake,
>>It is a new venture...
>>
>>If parents makes a mistake,
>>It is a new generation...
>>
>>If a politician makes a mistake,
>>It is a new law...
>>
>>If a scientist makes a mistake,
>>It is a new invention...
>>
>>If a tailor makes a mistake,
>>It is a new fashion...
>>
>>If a teacher makes a mistake ,
>>It is a new theory...
>>
>>If a student makes a mistake,
>>It is a MISTAKE.
>>
>>


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isha_verma7

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«Reply #3 on: February 03, 2006, 07:48:06 PM »

nice one !!!!!!!!!!!!


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urs4evasomdev

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«Reply #4 on: February 04, 2006, 07:29:00 PM »

thanx isha ji...........

The Wish

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown
ostrich behind him. As he sits, the waitress comes
over and asks for their orders.

The man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a
coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll
have the same," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the
order. "That will be R6.40 please," the man reaches
into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for
payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and
the man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a
coke," and the ostrich says, "I'll Have the same."
Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays
with exact change.

This becomes a routine until late one evening, the two
enter again.
"The usual?" asks the waitress.

"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak,
baked potato and salad," says the man. "Same for me,"
says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress comes with the order
and says, "That will be R22.62."

Once again the man pulls exact change out of his
pocket and places it on the table.

The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer.
"Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up
with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was
cleaning the attic and I found an old lamp. When I
rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.
My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for
anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and
the right amount of money would always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people
would wish for a million dollars or something, but
you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as
you live!"

"That's right. Whether it's a litre of milk or a Rolls
Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.

The waitress asks, "One other thing, sir, what's with
the ostrich?"

The man sighs, pauses, and answers, My second wish was
for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with
everything I say!!! :lol:

----------- anonymous

aaj kal ka slang itna kharab ho gaya hai ke kya kahe........... especially here in london............ ppl have become so lazy these days.......... they don't even want to say a full word........... thy just make abbreviations............ kya zamana aa gaya hai.........


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isha_verma7

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«Reply #5 on: February 04, 2006, 07:50:19 PM »

hahhahaha good one again yaar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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urs4evasomdev

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«Reply #6 on: February 05, 2006, 04:17:53 PM »

hey thanxz isha............
ur the only one replying.....i hope ur not the only one reading .............. chal koi baat nahi........
ek ko pasand aya........... ek ke chere pe muskurahat laya.............
tho chalega ............ right!


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urs4evasomdev

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«Reply #7 on: February 13, 2006, 02:22:55 PM »

Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest

trying to win prize money of

Rs.1 crore.

The questions are as follows:

1) How long was the 100 yr war?

A) 116
B) 99
C) 100
D) 150

Sardar says "I will skip this"

2) In which country are the Panama hats made?

A) BRASIL
B) CHILE
C)PANAMA
D) EQUADOR

Sardar asks for help from the University students

3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

A) JANUARY
B) SEPTEMBER
C) OCTOBER
D) NOVEMBER

Sardar asks for help from general public

4) Which of these was King George VI first name?

A) EDER
B)ALBERT
C) GEORGE
D) MANOEL

Sardar asks for lucky cards

5) The Canary islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based on which animal:

A) CANARY BIRD
B) KANGAROO
C) PUPPY
D) RAT

Sardar gives up.

SCROLL DOWN.......

If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at Sardar's replies, then

please check the answers below:

1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453

2) The Panama hat is made in Equador

3) The October revolution is celebrated in November

4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name.

5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means islands of the puppies.

Now tell me who's the dumb
one....Don't ever laugh at a Sardar again

On behalf of,
Manmohan Singh, PM, India


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Tosha

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«Reply #8 on: February 15, 2006, 01:51:46 PM »

good good


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urs4evasomdev

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«Reply #9 on: February 15, 2006, 02:32:44 PM »

thanx tosha
kaha gayab ho gayi aap
com join us
abhi tho maza shuru hua hai


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Talat

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«Reply #10 on: February 18, 2006, 05:41:16 AM »

Urs4evasomdev !! Nice contributions....but these are all jokes and we have a separate section for that !!

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sweet_raabii

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«Reply #11 on: February 18, 2006, 06:02:54 AM »

nice sharing minu.....


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Rishi Soumya

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«Reply #12 on: February 18, 2006, 07:06:40 AM »

Very very nice jokes Minu....


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sunny_bunny

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«Reply #13 on: February 19, 2006, 10:15:06 AM »

minu my sweetheart rocks......................!!


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saisaral

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santa's slam book

«Reply #14 on: March 12, 2006, 11:36:22 AM »

hi guys and girls.....i m also joining u with this jhakkas item
Santa's slam book

Strength: My wife, preeto

Weakness: Banta's wife, jeeto

Oppurtunity: When Banta go on a tour

Threat: When i go on a tour[/b]


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