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Cool Definition !

by Delicate_Doll on August 28, 2004, 01:03:51 PM

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Cool Definition !

>1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a

>fool at the other.

>2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are

>more popular than a five day test.

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>3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and

>a woman gains her master

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>4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage

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>5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the

>lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of

>either".

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>6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

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>7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody

>believes he got the biggest piece.

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>8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by

>feminine water-power ..

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>9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.

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>10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and

>everybody disagrees later on.

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>11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you

>have never felt before.

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>12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

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>13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

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>14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

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>15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

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>16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you

>actually do.

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>17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide

>that nothing can be done together.

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>18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

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>19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

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>20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of

>when dead.

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>21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you

>actually look forward to the trip.

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>22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls

>into a river.

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>23. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway

>See I am not injured yet."

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>24. Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,

>Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

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>25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

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>26. Father : A banker provided by nature.

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>27. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught

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>28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are

>early.

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>29. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your

>Confidence after.

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