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Cool QAs

by murali on February 02, 2005, 03:33:21 PM

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Q: What will be the name of William Shakespeare if he was born in Lucknow or Hyderabad?
A: Wali Miyan Sheikh Peer
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Q: Why did the man give the cricketer a lighter?
A: Cos he was always losing his matches!
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Q: What do you call a Sikh assasin?
A: Turbinator
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Q: Judge : Kya aap apne safai me kuch kehna hai
A: Criminal : ji haan - main Rexona se nahatha hoon, Ariel se kapda wash karta hoon.
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Q: What do u call a Sikh in a disco?
A: DAN-singh
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Q: Why do buses stand in bus-stand?
A: Cos they can't sit.
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Q: Once a five years old girl was asked whats your mother tongue?
A: The girl replied: Pink
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Q: Which is the coldest letter in the alphabet?
A: 'b', coz its between ac!


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myheart_ursonly

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Cool QAs

«Reply #1 on: February 02, 2005, 05:17:49 PM »

hee hee, sahi hai Usual Smile


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Pooja

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«Reply #2 on: February 02, 2005, 07:01:05 PM »

ha ha ha ha!!!! Good one Murali!!!!!


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pandit

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«Reply #3 on: February 02, 2005, 07:07:09 PM »

wah gud qtns...


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myheart_ursonly

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«Reply #4 on: February 03, 2005, 07:04:35 PM »

Quote from: "pandit"

wah gud qtns...

pandit?? where r u? Huh?


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Friend_4uall

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«Reply #5 on: February 03, 2005, 07:29:59 PM »

good.. murali


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myheart_ursonly

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«Reply #6 on: February 03, 2005, 07:30:39 PM »

Quote from: "Friend_4uall"

good.. murali

nice. u can add some here.


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Friend_4uall

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«Reply #7 on: February 03, 2005, 07:42:47 PM »

++++++++++++++++++++++added


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myheart_ursonly

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«Reply #8 on: February 03, 2005, 07:44:59 PM »

Quote from: "Friend_4uall"

++++++++++++++++++++++added

what is this non sense? Huh?

?? lagta hai mujhe pitai karni padegi tumhari. ganda bachcha Puzzled !


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tanha dil tanha safar

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«Reply #9 on: February 04, 2005, 06:26:41 AM »

yaar heart tu hamesh baat baat pe usse ganda bachha kehta rehta hai.
lol


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myheart_ursonly

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«Reply #10 on: February 04, 2005, 10:00:11 AM »

Quote from: "tanha dil tanha safar"

yaar heart tu hamesh baat baat pe usse ganda bachha kehta rehta hai.
lol

u naughty toy


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myheart_ursonly

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«Reply #11 on: March 06, 2005, 04:08:09 AM »

Moved from Chit - Chat & General Discussion.
Amit, YoIndia Moderator.


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main_aisa_hi_hoon

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«Reply #12 on: March 06, 2005, 05:17:19 PM »

good


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dhadkan

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«Reply #13 on: March 09, 2005, 07:43:57 AM »

hahahahahahahaha


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fakharenaveed

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«Reply #14 on: March 10, 2005, 12:17:36 AM »

what is this?


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