Cricket jokes

It was the after-lunch session and the batsman had been drinking too heavily during the break.  He staggered up to the captain and confessed that he could see three of everything. 'Well,' said the captain, 'when you get out there and the three balls come towards you, just hit the middle one. 'The batsman weaved his way to the crease and was bowled first ball. He made his way back. 'What happened?' demanded the captain. 'Didn't you hit the middle ball?' 'Yesh,' replied the batsman, 'but I used the outside bat!'    

The standard of batting in the local side was very low. Even at the net practice, they couldn't
hit a thing. Finally, the captain rushed forward and grabbed the bat.
'Now bowl me some fast ones!' he yelled.
Six fast balls came down in quick succession and the captain missed them all.
Not to be put off he glared at the team and shouted,
'Now that's what you're all doing. Get in there and hit them!'

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Suhas, saare-ke-saare the bindaas ........ :wink:

good ones Suhas :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

The Judge asks the little girl : Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy?
Little Girl - No, my mummy beats me.
Judge - Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.
Little Girl - No, my daddy beats me too.
Judge - Well then, who do you want to live with?
Little Girl - I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody!!!   :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

heheheheh :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: good ones again!!!!!!!!

Q: Any guess which is Ganguly's favorite movie?
A: Gone in 60 seconds.

Ganguly to donate all his bats to charity. "I don't require a bat nowadays", said the Indian southpaw.

Indian Railways keen on Ganguly: At least we'll be having someone who comes (back) before time. This will help them improve the image with the Indian public.

Shoaib Akhtar admits Ganguly is faster and quicker than him. "I haven't seen any one get out so fast. Man, I envy his speed. I am quick but he is quickest," he says, "I think I should now cut my run up short when I bowl to him. Or else, he might be gone when I am half way through my run up."



Indian F1 driver Narain Karthikeyan to get some tips on Speed from Ganguly. His sponsors have asked him to talk to the Prince of Kolkata. They are also planning to endorse Ganguly.

Dinesh Karthik confesses that his skills in getting ready and padded have improved a lot. "As soon as Ganguly goes to bat, I know there is very little time in getting ready. I must have broken world records a few times in this series in getting padded up," says the Indian wicketkeeper