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nishita

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Santa Singh and Banta Singh were always boasting of their parents
> achievements to each other.
> Santa Singh : Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
> Banta Singh : Yes I have.
> Santa Singh : Well, my father dug it.
> Banta Singh : That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead Sea?
> Santa Singh : Yes I have.
> Banta Singh : Well, my father killed it.


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nishita

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«Reply #1 on: August 16, 2004, 06:05:17 PM »

Santa: What is another difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito.


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sanju

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«Reply #2 on: August 16, 2004, 06:57:52 PM »

kewl!!!


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nishita

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«Reply #3 on: August 17, 2004, 12:11:27 PM »

thank u


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Pooja

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«Reply #4 on: August 17, 2004, 06:38:30 PM »

lolzzz nice one nishita


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nishita

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«Reply #5 on: August 18, 2004, 09:08:42 AM »

thks pooja


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indianraj_us

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«Reply #6 on: August 22, 2004, 11:31:41 AM »

Nice one Nishita ..... where do you get those from ...... LOL


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nishita

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«Reply #7 on: August 23, 2004, 06:31:39 AM »

hehe


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nishita

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«Reply #8 on: October 30, 2004, 10:29:24 AM »

Once sardarji was travelling in a taxi, and the taxi suddenly stuck in the middle and the driver got down to check up what went wrong, he told sardarji, "sardarji, gadi vich petrol khatm ho gaya hai, gadi aage nahi jaa sakti",
and to that sardarji replied, "koi baat nahi, gadi ko peeche lo".


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Talat

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«Reply #9 on: October 30, 2004, 01:34:04 PM »

ha ha ha :lol:


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nishita

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«Reply #10 on: October 31, 2004, 04:31:47 PM »

This sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him "kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai" (What Sardarji? Are you afraid of the cinema?).Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "( I am an intelligent man, I know it is a movie, but does that animal know?)


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nishita

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«Reply #11 on: November 01, 2004, 01:13:26 PM »

A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his
bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.

The guard Iqbal stops him and says,"What's in the
bags?"

"Sand," answered the sardji.

Iqbal says, "We'll just see about that. Get off the
bike."

Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he
empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand.
He detains the sardaji overnight and has the sand
analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but
pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the sardaji,
puts the sand into new bags,hefts them onto the
sardarji's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens.

Iqbal asks, "What have you got?"

"Sand," says the Sardaji.

Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers
that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the
sand back to the sardaji, and crosses the border on
his bike. This sequence of events if repeated every
day for three years. Finally, the sardaji, doesn't
show up one day and the guard meets him

In a 'dhaba' in Islamabad. Hey, Buddy," says Iqbal,
"I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me
crazy. It's all I think about...I can't sleep. Just
between you and me, what are you smuggling?"

The sardaji, sips his Lassi and says, "Bikes."


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nishita

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«Reply #12 on: November 04, 2004, 10:50:17 AM »

You should be sure the person is Sardar when he:

puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup his mind.
gets stabbed in a shoot-out
sends a fax with a postage stamp on it
tries to drown a fish in waters
thinks socialism means partying
trips over a cordless phone
takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept
At the bottom of the application where it says
"Sign Here" he puts "Sagittarius."
studies for a blood test and fails
sells the car for gas money
misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
drives to the airport and sees a sign that said,
"Airport left", he turns around and goes home
gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor


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Talat

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«Reply #13 on: November 04, 2004, 02:41:08 PM »


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Pooja

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«Reply #14 on: November 04, 2004, 04:06:24 PM »


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