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phoenix

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Ek baar ki baat hai......
Chantu aur Bantu khandala jaa rahe hote hain!!!!
unki caar kharab ho jaati hai.....
wo dono car wahiin chordh ker paidal chal padte hain!!!!

Raste mei ek surang aati hai....
chantu darr jaata hai...per bantu kehta hai..mai paar karke dikhaunga....
Per DUE TO UNAVAILABLITY OF TORCH....Bantu har baar takra kar wapas aa jaata hai....
Tabhi chantu apnii jeb se DUS ka note nikalta hai....apne haath ko blade se kaat ke..DUS ke note ko khoon mei bhigo leta hai......
aur aaram se surang paar kar jaata hai...~~~

abb mylord.!!!
sawaal ye uthta hai....
aakhir chantu ne surang paar kar kaise lii.....

batao...

kya wo alladin ka bichda hua bhaiee tha...............

ya fir...............nahi nahi..

chalo mai batata hun....

chantu ne surang isliye paar kalii

kyuki

uske paas LAAL TEN THAAA!!!


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sweet_raabii

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deadly PJ

«Reply #1 on: August 03, 2006, 08:11:44 PM »

good one..... :D


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phoenix

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«Reply #2 on: August 05, 2006, 05:52:45 AM »

Banta joins the suicide bomber squad, so when he is given a mission to suicide in the enemies camp. His leader supply him a lot of weapons and bombs stacked to his body and mobile for communications.

He lands up in the enemy's camp, called his boss: Sir, there are 2 enemies soldier, can I suicide now?

Leader: No, not for two, wait till you see more soldiers.

Banta: Sir now there are 25 can I do it now?

Boss: Wait for more.

Banta: Sir, now I am in a midst of 100 soldiers, can I suicide now?

Boss: Yes, go ahead, you will be a martyr, don't worry about your family, we will look after.

Banta pulls his knife and stabs himself in his chest.


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phoenix

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«Reply #3 on: August 07, 2006, 06:23:55 PM »

Sun at night ?

Santa :"Yaar, where does the sun go at night ?"
Banta :"It does not go anywhere. It remains there but due to darkness we cannot see it."


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phoenix

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«Reply #4 on: August 07, 2006, 06:56:28 PM »

Chinese Jews !!!

Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant
"Sid," asked Al, "Are there any Jews in China?"
"I don`t know," Sid replied. "Why don`t we ask the waiter?"
When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews?"
"I don`t know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No Chinese Jews."
"Are you sure?" Al asked.
"I will check again, sir." the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.
While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in China. Our people are scattered everywhere."
When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese Jews."
"Are you really sure?" Al asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews."
"Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have orange jews, prune jews, tomato jews and grape jews, but no one ever hear of Chinese jews!"


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phoenix

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«Reply #5 on: August 20, 2006, 02:29:32 PM »

wot is the plural of shah rukh khan?

socho socho..............

soco socho...........

ICICI bank
cuz srk says "main hoon na" and ICICI bank guys say "hum hai na"


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Rishi Soumya

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deadly PJ

«Reply #6 on: August 21, 2006, 05:27:58 AM »

Wow..They r really deadly..


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phoenix

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«Reply #7 on: August 21, 2006, 10:29:57 AM »

Ek baar ek gaaaoun mei ramu naam ka aadmi rehta hai..... jo baad mei shaher chala jaata hai....................

jab wo sheher se waapas aata hai to wo bahut rich ho jaata hai jisse wo gaaoun mei aaalishaaan ghar banata hai.....

ek raat ko uske ghar chor aate hain.....

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jaisii hii wo chori karna start karte hain... almaari kholte hiii bahut saarii name plates unke siiir pe aaker gir jaati hain............

saaari almaariyo mei,TIJORI mei....bedroom mei.... sab jagah unhe name plates miltiii hain.....................

bataiye kyu.....................

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kyuki

Wo shaher se bahut naam kama ke laata hai.....!


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Rishi Soumya

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«Reply #8 on: August 21, 2006, 02:03:44 PM »

Oh my god.......It was so funny....


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reshmahere

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«Reply #9 on: August 21, 2006, 05:21:38 PM »

WOW..GREAT ONES PHOENIX JI.


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phoenix

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«Reply #10 on: August 21, 2006, 05:52:01 PM »

Quote from: "reshmahere"

WOW..GREAT ONES PHOENIX JI.

THANX JI.................... :oops: :oops: :oops:


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phoenix

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«Reply #11 on: August 21, 2006, 05:57:52 PM »

Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2
cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have
anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?

socho

aur socho

Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the
boat will
become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other
cigarette


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phoenix

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deadly PJ

«Reply #12 on: August 21, 2006, 05:59:08 PM »

Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2
cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have
anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?

socho

aur socho

Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)

"TIP TIP barsa Pani.

Pani ne aag lagayee."

us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".


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phoenix

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«Reply #13 on: August 21, 2006, 06:02:38 PM »

once there were 2 sisters named julie n shulie. julie was a smart girl n shulie was slightly dumb. nevertheless they were both very close 2 one another n so their parents managed to get them admitted in the same school. when julie finished her ssc, she secured 98%. shoolie worked very very hard n secured only 67%...but their parents some how managed to get them admitted in the same college...julie n shoolie shared a room in their college hostel. when it was time for graduation, julie secured 97% while shoolie secured only 65%...nevertheless, they both graduated together. at the prom they went out with tom n jim...both brothers...they both fell in love n married tom n jim respectively. Then 2 kids were born to each of them, harry n george to julie and jinny and jane to shoolie. then julie n her family had to move from bombay to pune due to tom's transfer...the sisters cud not meet for 15 years finally one day they decided that enough is enough n called for a family reunion at goa...julie hired a bus to goa n so did shoolie...then they met at a beach in goa chit chatted all day n had lots of fun...then it started raining so shoolie decided to get her umbrella from her bus...n so did julie...But to their horrors they discovered that they had been robbed...their tour buses were completely empty...in such a situation wot did shulie tell her sister? think............................................ ................................................. ................................................. ................................................. ........
think hard...

don't be like shoolie....

"naa kuch tere bas (bus) mein Julie...na kuchch mere bus mein...


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phoenix

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«Reply #14 on: August 21, 2006, 06:20:33 PM »

y was "Prince" (i hope everyone remebers the 6 yr old child from kurukshetra) bored wen he fell into that hole?

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Because he fell into the Boring Hole


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