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«Reply #15 on: August 22, 2006, 05:36:33 PM »
Ek haathi kue me girta hai ... wo bahar kaise aaega ?





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Bheegke




Do haathi kue me girte hain .. Wo bahar kaise aate hai ?











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Ek ke baad ek ..
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«Reply #16 on: August 25, 2006, 06:31:35 PM »
GEETHA MEIN LIKHA HAI/....



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«Reply #17 on: August 28, 2006, 08:56:07 AM »
what does Bruce Lee throw after eating a mango?
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GUTHLEE!!
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«Reply #18 on: September 03, 2006, 05:51:05 PM »
If a japnese guy want to say 'think' in Hindi,what will he say??
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.Abe aur kitni baar answer dekhega??
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«Reply #19 on: September 05, 2006, 05:28:27 PM »
what would u call shahrukh khan if he owns a bakery?


think








ans: sir DON BREADMAN
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«Reply #20 on: September 09, 2006, 04:43:34 PM »
::::::::::::::::::::::::PUZZLE:::::::::::::::::::::::

Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.

One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years,tried to board

the bus,

but he didn't stop the bus.



Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died

on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station,
who

in turn took him to the court.

The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital
punishment.

He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in
the

center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room.
The

conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given
to

him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set
him

free, and he returned to his profession.



After a few months, this time, a good lo! oking middle aged woman

tried to board the bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus.
Unfortunately,

this time also, the good looking middle aged woman came under the bus
and

died on the spot.



Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn

took him to the court. The judge took one look at the conductor and
gave
him

capital punishment. The Bus conductor was taken to the same
electrocution

chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and

a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the

chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time also to

everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free,
and he

returned to his profession.



A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the

bus. This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experiences,

stopped

the b! us. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to
his

injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to

the court, to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but

considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and

gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was again taken to the
same

electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center

of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was

strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This
time

he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!!





The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died

instantly the third time??





Try to solve it yourselves. This is rather interesting and answer is

perfectly logical. If necessary read the puzzle once again.













! Still you couldn't, Then see below.........























think hard

































common yaar.............





































tired....

























wanna know the answer?Huh?











ok........ there is the Answer............











During the first two times, the conductor was a Bad Conductor,

therefore electricity didn't pass through him. But during the third
time, he

was a good conductor, so electricity passed through him freely and he
died

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Ha Ha Ha ha !!!!!!!! Obviously you gotta revise your science chapter

on Electricity Huh?
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«Reply #21 on: September 09, 2006, 06:30:07 PM »
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humehe appke sms pasand aye :D:D:D:D
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«Reply #22 on: October 21, 2006, 10:07:41 AM »
A MAN WENT INSIDE A CAVE IN A DAYLIGHT 4 FINDING SUMTHING BUT HE IS UNABLE TO FIND IT AND SUDDENLY HE REALISES DAT ITS GETTIN DARKER N DARKER IN DA CAVE.......BUT STILL HE MANAGES TO CUM OUT OF DA CAVE FROM DA DARKNESS HOW?Huh??






























WOH MENTOS KHATA HAI AUR PHIR DIMAG KI BATTI JAL JATI HAI PHIR WOH BATTI KO LEKAR BAHAR AATA HAI.....HA HA!
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«Reply #23 on: December 12, 2006, 10:51:00 AM »
In some remote village of India, one masterji is
teaching the
Mahabharat katha to a class. He is at the 'Krishna
Janma' part of it.

Masterji : Toh bachcho, Kansa heard the akashwani that
his sister's
8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He
ordered to put
Vasudev and Devki behind the bars. First son is born,
and Kansa kills
him by poisoning. Second one is born and Kansa
throwshim off the
mountain peak. Third one is born...

..Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot in the class
puts up his hand.
Masterji (sounding nervous and confused) : Ramu bete,
whole india does
not have doubt in mahabharata and how come u have one?

Ramu: Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child
was goin to kill
him,why the hell did he put Vasudev and Devaki in same
cell...??
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«Reply #24 on: December 12, 2006, 10:51:49 AM »
Quote from: "anjani_si"
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humehe appke sms pasand aye :D:D:D:D




Q: Why must we put on our pants one leg at a time?





Ans: If we jumped into our pants simultaneously placing both legs in at one time, we would land heavily on the ground. As a majority of us are getting dressed at the same time of the morning, the cumulative effect would Cause an earth tremor. Due to the use of time zones, the tremor established In Eastern Time would arrive in the central zone at precisely the moment all those people were jumping into their pants. The tremor would increase in size exponentially, and proceed west to combine with the mountain zone folks as they get dressed. As this cycle encircles the globe, it would feed upon the next day's Tremor and eventually cause the earth's crust to break apart and float into space. This is why we put our pants on one leg at a time.
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«Reply #25 on: September 27, 2011, 09:47:10 AM »
Ek baar ki baat hai......
Chantu aur Bantu khandala jaa rahe hote hain!!!!
unki caar kharab ho jaati hai.....
wo dono car wahiin chordh ker paidal chal padte hain!!!!


Raste mei ek surang aati hai....
chantu darr jaata hai...per bantu kehta hai..mai paar karke dikhaunga....
Per DUE TO UNAVAILABLITY OF TORCH....Bantu har baar takra kar wapas aa jaata hai....
Tabhi chantu apnii jeb se DUS ka note nikalta hai....apne haath ko blade se kaat ke..DUS ke note ko khoon mei bhigo leta hai......
aur aaram se surang paar kar jaata hai...~~~




abb mylord.!!!
sawaal ye uthta hai....
aakhir chantu ne surang paar kar kaise lii.....













































batao...






































kya wo alladin ka bichda hua bhaiee tha...............

























ya fir...............nahi nahi..



























































chalo mai batata hun....















































chantu ne surang isliye paar kalii




























kyuki





































uske paas LAAL TEN THAAA!!!



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«Reply #26 on: September 27, 2011, 09:50:09 AM »
Banta joins the suicide bomber squad, so when he is given a mission to suicide in the enemies camp. His leader supply him a lot of weapons and bombs stacked to his body and mobile for communications.

He lands up in the enemy's camp, called his boss: Sir, there are 2 enemies soldier, can I suicide now?

Leader: No, not for two, wait till you see more soldiers.

Banta: Sir now there are 25 can I do it now?

Boss: Wait for more.

Banta: Sir, now I am in a midst of 100 soldiers, can I suicide now?

Boss: Yes, go ahead, you will be a martyr, don't worry about your family, we will look after.

Banta pulls his knife and stabs himself in his chest.







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«Reply #27 on: December 20, 2011, 12:24:12 PM »
Ek baar ki baat hai......
Chantu aur Bantu khandala jaa rahe hote hain!!!!
unki caar kharab ho jaati hai.....
wo dono car wahiin chordh ker paidal chal padte hain!!!!


Raste mei ek surang aati hai....
chantu darr jaata hai...per bantu kehta hai..mai paar karke dikhaunga....
Per DUE TO UNAVAILABLITY OF TORCH....Bantu har baar takra kar wapas aa jaata hai....
Tabhi chantu apnii jeb se DUS ka note nikalta hai....apne haath ko blade se kaat ke..DUS ke note ko khoon mei bhigo leta hai......
aur aaram se surang paar kar jaata hai...~~~




abb mylord.!!!
sawaal ye uthta hai....
aakhir chantu ne surang paar kar kaise lii.....













































batao...






































kya wo alladin ka bichda hua bhaiee tha...............

























ya fir...............nahi nahi..



























































chalo mai batata hun....















































chantu ne surang isliye paar kalii




























kyuki





































uske paas LAAL TEN THAAA!!!



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