Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI
What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???
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tired of thinking???
Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"
Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
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okei don't kill me "Pizza Hutna math"
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Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
Comepalakrishnan.
What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
Subramanium Didn't See Me.
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one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile
his call gets cross connected to some other lady.They still keep on talking..they start liking each other..and finally they get married.
what MORAL do u get???
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An IDEA can change your wife.
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ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya
to kaise bahar nikalega?
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geela ho ke nikalega......
ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge ........
sweets nops
sault nopes
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are yaar
birla white cement
kyunki iske ander jaan hei.......
whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping from 10th floor?
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former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)
Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange?
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Areeee....
They Both Are Not a Banana !!