Deadly PJs....READ at your own risk... par pura padhna
One
3 + 3 =8
Bataaon Kaise?
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Bataaon Bataaon!
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Nahi Pata?!!
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Are
Galati se!!!!!!!!!!!
Arre padate chale jaa rahe ho ...... lagta hai bahut vele ho .....
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zindegi ek paheli hai...
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scroll karne se solve nahi hogi....
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Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI
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Ek baar ek aadmi ne badi tapasya ki.
shivji khush .
Prakat hue ...
bole ...
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puttar maang ....
maang kya chahiye tujhey !
bakth utha ...
bole shivji ...
mujhey to aap sirf ek guitar de do !
shivji bole kaisa gadha hai ?
unhone kaha ... puttar ...
tuney badi achchi tapsya ki hai ...
kuch bada maang !
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wo fir bola ... nahi ji ..mujhey to aap guitar hi do
shivji ne phir samajhaya .. abey .. kuch dhang ka maang ... !
par wo to ada hi hua tha ... bola nahi ... aap to mujhey guitar hi do !
shivji usey bade pyaar se khopch me lekar samjhane lage ... bole ..yaar tu
kuch aur maang ... guitar
na maang ...
wo bola ... nahi nahi nahi !! mujhey sirf guitar hi chahiye ... ab
shivji gussey main aa gaye ... boley ,(scroll down)
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saale .. agar guitar mere paas hota to main ye damaru kyo bajata
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1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution
=
Heart Attack
Matlab
scrolll down
DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!
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What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???
think
think
think
tired of thinking???
Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"
Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
okei don't kill me "Pizza Hut-na mat"
ok whats the opp of venky's..
venlocks...
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)
Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
Come-palakrishnan.
What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
Subramanium Didn't See Me.
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead.
"I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."
The next day he calls again and once more asks to Speak to his boss.
By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD
YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK!
WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"
"Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it..."
A guy is traveling in a deluxe car in the desert. He wants to take a
bath, but he hasn't got a soap and there is no water anywhere around…
what can he do?
->>He will integrate his d-lux car to get Lux + c (constant of
integration) Using the lux soap he will take bath in the 'c'.
one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile
his call gets cross connected to some other lady.They still keep on
talking..they start liking each other..and finally they get married.
what MORAL do u get???
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An IDEA can change your wife.
ek baar teen ants jarahi thee.......
to unhein cheenee(sugar) ki bori milti hie to pahlee do cheenti to
usmein se cheenee ke dane utha leti hei but ek nahi uthati batao kyu
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kyunki
yunki
use sugar ki beemari thee
A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.
:-(
Guess why ?
because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"
a sardar goes to movie with 17 sardars
why?
coz it was an adult movie n below 18 were not allowed
ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya
to kaise bahar nikalega?
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geela ho ke nikalega......
ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge ........
sweets nops
sault nopes
think
think
are yaar
birla white cement
kyunki iske ander jaan hei.......
whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping
from 10th floor?
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former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)
Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange?
think......
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the answer is ..........
They Both Are Not a Banana !!
on eTI community..
