definitions

by murali on September 23, 2004, 12:19:08 AM
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Cigarette : A pinch rolled in paper with fire at one end and fool on the other.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills

Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master.

Divorce : Future tense of marriage

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

Dictionary : The only place where divorce comes before marriage .

Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
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«Reply #1 on: September 23, 2004, 02:19:16 PM »
nice...
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