Desi English:SMS , mobile & JOKES

nishita

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I talk, he talk; Why do you beech beech talk?

Open the windows and let the atmosphere come in"!

"Why are you naat filupping the blanks ?"

"Hey, u guys, please keep quiet. The president is rotating outside"

"Do not smoke and spoil the botany of ur body"

"Open the windows, open the windows, let the climate come in"

Advice to father thinking about whether he should let his daughter continue her studies or get her married : "Vell, if you wantu study her, then study her. If you wantu marry her, then marry her ."

Prof to students hanging around the corridors during exams : "Do not revolve in the corridors in front of the examinations"

"Don't talk like that in front of my back"

"Louly hair cutting. Hair cutting, current drying. No shock."

"Repeat again please!"

"Mistake became wrong!"

Did you cut the tickets for the film, yet?

Pliss, close the fan!

Meri izzat ki naak cut gayee:: My honors' nose has been chopped off

Naak mein dum karna:: to strengthen the nostrils

An instructor explaining the working of pendulum: "Take an elephant of negligible weight"

Heard in kitchen: No, No I don't need chair can stand eating

It's so hot! Please on the fan no.

Instructor: "Take a copper wire of any metal...and pour a liquid solution of sulphuric acid in a round bottom flask of any shape.. "

A gardener scolding three kids : "Both of u three, don't under-stand the tree"!!

Pune'ites, and Bombay'ites will understand this - "This is not 'parvadable'"!


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kcpandey

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Desi English

«Reply #1 on: November 01, 2004, 01:33:07 PM »

aap ki desi English achi hai
Nice One..


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nishita

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Desi English

«Reply #2 on: November 01, 2004, 05:17:48 PM »


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Pooja

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Desi English

«Reply #3 on: November 01, 2004, 05:21:57 PM »

ha ha ha haha!!!! lolzzz@lolllzz.lollzzzzzz

Bahoot khoob!!!!!


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nishita

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Desi English

«Reply #4 on: November 01, 2004, 05:36:22 PM »

hehe pooja.. aur hai.. just wait lolzz


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immi

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Desi English

«Reply #5 on: November 01, 2004, 05:46:53 PM »


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Talat

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Desi English

«Reply #6 on: November 02, 2004, 03:36:59 PM »

hehehe


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Pooja

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Desi English

«Reply #7 on: November 02, 2004, 03:37:30 PM »

waiting ......


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nishita

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Desi English

«Reply #8 on: November 02, 2004, 04:29:11 PM »

"Run with the fence" (alongside)

"Look at the line on your back" (falling in line)

"Apply Apply, No reply" (common one)

"Why aren't you kneel downing?"

If you talk, I'll kneel down

Cuckoo, Blaady (Kick you, bloody...)

The principal just passed away.

Who took out the breeze of my cykill.

Meet me behind the class (meant after the class).

My cykill is understanding the tree.

Open the windows and let the AIR FORCE come in"! Winking


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akela

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Desi English

«Reply #9 on: November 02, 2004, 06:24:02 PM »


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Pooja

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Desi English

«Reply #10 on: November 02, 2004, 06:33:00 PM »


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Rishi

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BIHARI DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM

«Reply #11 on: November 03, 2004, 05:51:46 AM »

Subject : BIHARI DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM
**
DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM NOTE: If you dot knows, please
copy from another applikason phorom.For phurthar instrucksions, see
bottom applikason. Please do not soot the person at the applikason
kounter. He will give you the license.

Last name:
(_) Yadav
(_) Sinha
(_) Pandey
(_) Misra
(_) Dot no
(Check karet box)

First name:
(_) Ramprasad
(_) Lakhan
(_) Sivprasad
(_) Jamnaprasad
(_) Dot no
(Check karet box)

Age:
(_) Less than phipty
(_) Greater than phipty
(_) Dot no
(Check karet box)

Sex: ____ M _____ (F) _____ not sure _____not applicable

Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right

Occupason:
(_) Politison
(_) Doodhwala
(_) Pehelwaan
(_) IAS Officer
(_) Un-employed
(Check karet box)

Number of children libing in the household: ___

Mother name: _______________________
Phather Name: ____________________ (If not no, leave blank)

Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest class attended)

Dental rekard:
(_) Ellow
(_) Berownish-ellow
(_) Berown
(_) Belack
(_) Others - Give egjhakt color
(Check karet box)

Your thumb imparesson
(If you are copying from another applikason pharom,please do not
copy thumb impression also. Please provide your own thumb impression.)
PELEASE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS
Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dont have lepht hand, use
your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on
lepht hand.

NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DRIVE.
WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS
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kcpandey

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Desi English

«Reply #12 on: November 03, 2004, 01:00:46 PM »

nishita@pm.com
I am applying but u not replying :lol:

Nish Rishi Ji.......
Kya Pandey ko ghaseetna jaroori tha Y/N (Y.... ) :lol:


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Talat

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Desi English

«Reply #13 on: November 03, 2004, 01:02:45 PM »

hehehe

Nice Nishi n Rishi...


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nishita

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Desi English

«Reply #14 on: November 03, 2004, 04:10:24 PM »

lolzzzzzzzzzz all wow rishi


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