desi jokes

On a ship, the Generals of three nations were traveling with their soldiers. They started an argument on whose soldier had more guts.

The American General called for one of his men and told him to jump off and take a round swimming around the moving ship. The soldier did as he was commanded. The American General boasted of by saying, "See the guts!"

Now the German General called out for one of his men and asked him to take two similar rounds around the moving ship. The soldier did as he was told. When he came back from the water the German General said, "See the guts!"

Now the Indian General called out for his most courageous man and asked him to take five similar rounds. The soldier promptly replied, "Tere baap ka naukar hoon kya???"
The general proudly said, "See the guts!"

Laloo Yadav's car is driving along a back country road on the way back to Patna, when all of a sudden a piglet jumps out in

front of the car.The piglet dies on the spot. Laloo, upset, tells the chauffeur to go find the owner of the piglet so that he

can pay the damages. The driver is gone for two hours and when he comes back, he has a bag full of money, and a wondering

look on his face.Laloo wants to know what happened.

The driver tells him "Hum jab gaanv me pahuncha to dekha kuchh log ped ke niche baithe hain. Jub hum unko bataya ki ka hua

hai, tab sara log jama ho gaya. Humko laga ki aaj to hamra pitayee hoga. Par hum ka dekhta hoon ki sara log paisa jamaa kar

raha hain. Hum socha ki ye sara piasa wo janvar ka malik ka liye hoga. Par un logan ne saara paisa hamein ko de diya."
Laloo says "Sasoor ka natee, Theek theek batawa. Tum unko ka bola tha?"
The driver replies "Hum kaha ki hum Laloo Yadav ka driver hoon aur hum sooar ka bachcha ko maar diya hoon."