DHOOM ACHA DE DHOOM>>> MERE DIL MEIN:SMS , mobile & JOKES

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EK SIAH(VISITOR)HOTEL MEIN GYA ,TU BARE NEY AAKR ORDER LIYA
SIAH NEY KAHA:FRY MACHLI AUR HAMDRDI KE DO BOL
BERA MACHLI LE AYA AUR POUCHA " AUR KUCH"?
SIAH NEY KAHA :HAMDARDI KE DO BOL
BERA APNA MUNH SIAH KE KAAN KE PASS LE KR GYA AUR BOLA
"" MACHLI NA KHANA DO DIN KI BASI HAI"


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DHOOM ACHA DE DHOOM>>> MERE DIL MEIN

«Reply #1 on: January 03, 2005, 10:02:13 PM »

KHAWAND BIWI SE:: TUMHEIN PATA HAI MUJHAY TUM SE KITNI MOHABAT HAI,.JAB TUM ROOTH KR MEKE CHALI GYE TU MEIN PIPE KE RSTE CHRH KR MILTA THA AUR WAHAN SE MEIN KAI BAR GIRA BHI HOON

BIWI: "JANTI HOON AAP TU BOHAT GIRYE HUWE HAIN"


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«Reply #2 on: January 03, 2005, 10:06:53 PM »

BAAP BETE SEY:: "AAKHIR TUM GHAR SE KYUN BAGHNA CHAHTE HO?""
BETA::" MEIN ZINDGI KI RANGEENEOON SE LUTFANDOZ HONA CHAHTA HOON AUR APNI ZINDGI ASHOISHRT SE GUZRANA CHAHTA HOON"
BAAP::"" TAHROO MEIN BHI ZRA APNEY KKAPREY PACK KR LOON,PHIR TUMHAREY SAATH CHLTA HOON"


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«Reply #3 on: January 03, 2005, 10:17:10 PM »

SHREER TALBEELM NEY USTAD SE POUCHA?
"" JANABE AALI! AURAT KI KSHSH AUR ZAMEEN KI KSHSH MEIN KIA FRQ HAI?""
"" kuch ziada nahin " USTAD NEY BRI SANJEEDGI SE KAHA
"" DONON HI INSAAN KO KHAAK MEIN MILA DETI HAIN""


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«Reply #4 on: January 03, 2005, 10:26:39 PM »

I liked the second one!

KHAWAND BIWI SE:: TUMHEIN PATA HAI MUJHAY TUM SE KITNI MOHABAT HAI,.JAB TUM ROOTH KR MEKE CHALI GYE TU MEIN PIPE KE RSTE CHRH KR MILTA THA AUR WAHAN SE MEIN KAI BAR GIRA BHI HOON

BIWI: "JANTI HOON AAP TU BOHAT GIRYE HUWE HAIN"

nice! keep them bringing fakharenaveedJi


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«Reply #5 on: January 03, 2005, 10:39:11 PM »

thanx jee

aap jaisey dost pyar krein tu mein aata rahoon ga


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«Reply #6 on: January 04, 2005, 08:33:50 PM »

SsSssssSSSSSSSSSSShHhhhhhH koi hai


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«Reply #7 on: January 04, 2005, 08:49:56 PM »

Quote from: "fakharenaveed"

SsSssssSSSSSSSSSSShHhhhhhH koi hai

:?: :?: :?:


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«Reply #8 on: January 05, 2005, 11:30:33 PM »

KASH!

KASH MEIN TERE HASEEN “”DESKTOP”” KA “ICON “HOTA

TU BARE PYAR SE ABRE CHAOO SE ARE MAN KE SAATH

MUJH KO DHEERE SE “DOUBLE CLICK” KIA KRTI

AUR “”WIN98”” KE COOL “TASKBAR” PR

JAB KABHI MUJH KO “”ADD””KIA KRTI

MEIN TERE EHSAN TLE DAB SA JATA

JAB KABHI MODE MEIN AKR AISEY HI MUJHY “SELECT:KIA KRTI

MEIN TERE “ CLICK” KI WAJHA SE NEELA SA HO JATA

JAB TU MERI “PROPERTIES “” DEKHA KRTI

MEIN EK “”WINDOW” KE SAHRE TUJH SE KI BATEIN KRTA

TERI ZULFFON KO TERE CHEHRE KO TKTA REHTA

GR TU KABHI JO MUJHE “”RECYCLEBIN”” MEIN DALTI

MEIN APNI BECHARI KISMAT PE ANSOO BHATA

MEIN TERE “DESKTOP” PE “DRAG” HOTA REHTA

KABHI “LINE UP” KABHI “AUTO ARRANGE “HOTA REHTA

KUCH NAHIN TU “”RECYCLE BIN “KA HI “ICON” HOTA

KASH MEIN TERE HASEEN “DESKTOP” KA “ICON” HOTA


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«Reply #9 on: January 06, 2005, 12:44:56 AM »

>>Arz kia hai ........ (poem of this era)
>> >
>> >jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai woh repeat kar doonga...
>> >Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga..= .
>> >******************
>> >company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain aur lonely hain...
>> >Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...
>> >******************
>> >Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gayeee tum ...
>> >Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gayeee tum...
>> >******************
>> >Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hameee bhi pick karo.= ..
>> >Hamare pyar ke ICON pe kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...
>> >******************
>> >Roz subha hum karte hai itne pyar se unhe good morning...
>> >woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNI= NGS...
>> >
>> >Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
>> >Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
>> >* * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * *
>> >
>> >Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
>> >Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
>> >* * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * *
>> >
>> >Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
>> >Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
>> >* * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * *
>> >
>> >Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face
>> >Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
>> >* * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * *
>> >
>> >Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
>> >Too many requests se ho jaata hai..., server down
>> >* * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * *
>> >
>> >Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
>> >Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga
>> >* * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * *
>> >
>> >Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
>> >Yeh dekho mera connection kaa, time out ho gaya
>> >* * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * *
>> >
>> >Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
>> >What is your ICQ number, aao karein hum chat
>> >* * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * *
>> >
>> >Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
>> >Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na heee koi e-Mail


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«Reply #10 on: January 06, 2005, 11:32:24 PM »

Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaain gay?
Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaain gay

Mohabbat mujhay un jawano se hai
Jo khatay peetay gharano se hain

Aj bagh may kali hai, kal gulaab ho ga
Mujh se shadi karlo, tum ko sawab ho ga
(Jo tum say shadi karay,is ka dimaagh kharaab ho ga)

Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya
Galti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya
Kehta tha saath jeeyain gay saath marain gay
Ab rooth gai hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya.

Ghar se roz jata hai wo
Maa ko bohot rulata hai wo
Kambakht baap
Sab ko hi sathatha hai wo

Dil kay armaa aansoo'on may behay gaay
Un kay bachay hamay mamu kehay gaay

Hum nay tumhay dil diya dildar samajh kar
Tum kha gaye is ko naswaar samajh kar

Dabbay may dabba, dabbay may khargosh
Nana nay aankh mari, nani behosh

Khuda karay sab haseenaaon ke baap mar jaain
Maut ka bahana ho aur hum in kay ghar jaain

Ishq kay samander main ghota lagaya
Pani bohat thanda tha main bahar nikal aya

Un ki gali say guzray,aj jab ittefaq tha
Unho nay phool phanka,gamla bhi saath tha

Wo ankh bari pyaari thi jo hum nay usay mari thi
Wo sandle bari bhari thi jo us nay hamay mari thi

Mera dil para hai loose
Is ko matt karo tum use
Warna parain gay tum ko shoes


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«Reply #11 on: January 07, 2005, 06:14:02 AM »

lol!!

nice


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«Reply #12 on: January 08, 2005, 11:17:01 PM »

THANX

~~~ www.fakharenaveed.tk //www.lovewillfindaway.tk
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«Reply #13 on: January 08, 2005, 11:23:21 PM »

If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.

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A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say..........

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then, what exactly are the others here for?

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people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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«Reply #14 on: January 10, 2005, 01:04:50 AM »

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