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fakharenaveed

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«Reply #15 on: January 10, 2005, 02:30:37 AM »

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word ?

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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

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Save water.
Shower with your girl friend.

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Love thy neighbor.
But don't get caught.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

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Love is photogenic
It needs darkness to develop

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Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children

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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

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There should be a better way to start a day
than waking up every morning

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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk !

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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours !

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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

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When two's company, three's the result !

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A dress is like a barbed fence
It protects the premises without restricting the view

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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.


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«Reply #16 on: January 10, 2005, 02:45:32 AM »

wow!!!
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dts y i dont study...but learning is good!!!


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fakharenaveed

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«Reply #17 on: January 10, 2005, 08:39:13 PM »

thanx tosha januuuuuuuuuuuuu


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tanzeela

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«Reply #18 on: January 11, 2005, 01:33:56 AM »

fakhar u r gr8888


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fakharenaveed

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«Reply #19 on: January 12, 2005, 01:54:03 AM »

thanx ~~~ :d


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fakharenaveed

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«Reply #20 on: January 12, 2005, 11:16:40 PM »

I've learned...That I can't choose how I feel, but I can choose what I
do about it.

You are NOT a DESI when.....
>
>* You don't open a conversation (on telephone) with a
'hello' but with a 'hi
>'
>* The telephone is never 'engaged', it's always
'busy'.
>* You don't 'disconnect' a phone, you simply
'hang-up'.
>* You never 'mess-up' things, you only 'screw them
up'.
>* You never have a 'residence' telephone number, you
have a 'home' number;
>you never have a 'office' telephone, you have a
'work' phone.
>* You don't stop at the 'signals', but halt at the
'lights'.
>* You don't 'accelerate', you 'step on the gas'.
>* Your tire never 'punctures', you may have a 'flat'.

>* There are no 'petrol pumps', but 'gas stations'.
>* 'I don't know nothing'. Two negatives don't make a
positive here.
>* You no longer meet a 'wonderful' person, you meet a
'cool' guy
>* No one stays 'a stone's throw away', rather 'a few
blocks away'.
>* There's no 'Town Side', it's 'Down Town'.
>* Life's no longer 'miserable' it 'stinks'.
>* You don't have a 'great' time, you have a 'ball'.
>* You don't 'sweat it out', you 'work your butt off'.

>* You no longer live in 'flats', you live in
'apartments'.
>* You don't stand in a 'queue', you are in a 'line'.
>* You are not 'disgusting', you are 'sick'.
>* You can't get 'surprised', you get 'zapped'.
>* You don't 'schedule' a meeting, you 'skejule' it.
>* You never 'joke', U just 'kid'. For example, 'Are u
kidding?'
>* You don't ask somebody 'How r u?' You say 'What's
up dude?'
>* There's no 'zero' but 'O', no 'Z' but zee;
>* There's no full stop after a statement, there's a
period.


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fakharenaveed

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«Reply #21 on: January 13, 2005, 09:37:06 PM »


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myheart_ursonly

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«Reply #22 on: January 13, 2005, 09:42:53 PM »

Quote from: "fakharenaveed"

I've learned...That I can't choose how I feel, but I can choose what I
do about it.

You are NOT a DESI when.....
>
>* You don't open a conversation (on telephone) with a
'hello' but with a 'hi
>'
>* The telephone is never 'engaged', it's always
'busy'.
>* You don't 'disconnect' a phone, you simply
'hang-up'.
>* You never 'mess-up' things, you only 'screw them
up'.
>* You never have a 'residence' telephone number, you
have a 'home' number;
>you never have a 'office' telephone, you have a
'work' phone.
>* You don't stop at the 'signals', but halt at the
'lights'.
>* You don't 'accelerate', you 'step on the gas'.
>* Your tire never 'punctures', you may have a 'flat'.

>* There are no 'petrol pumps', but 'gas stations'.
>* 'I don't know nothing'. Two negatives don't make a
positive here.
>* You no longer meet a 'wonderful' person, you meet a
'cool' guy
>* No one stays 'a stone's throw away', rather 'a few
blocks away'.
>* There's no 'Town Side', it's 'Down Town'.
>* Life's no longer 'miserable' it 'stinks'.
>* You don't have a 'great' time, you have a 'ball'.
>* You don't 'sweat it out', you 'work your butt off'.

>* You no longer live in 'flats', you live in
'apartments'.
>* You don't stand in a 'queue', you are in a 'line'.
>* You are not 'disgusting', you are 'sick'.
>* You can't get 'surprised', you get 'zapped'.
>* You don't 'schedule' a meeting, you 'skejule' it.
>* You never 'joke', you just 'kid'. For example, 'Are you
kidding?'
>* You don't ask somebody 'How r you?' You say 'What's
up dude?'
>* There's no 'zero' but 'O', no 'Z' but zee;
>* There's no full stop after a statement, there's a
period.

bahot achche fakharenaveed ji Usual Smile


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tanzeela

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«Reply #23 on: January 15, 2005, 12:33:07 AM »

what a sentences yaar

uuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhh


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fakharenaveed

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«Reply #24 on: January 15, 2005, 01:39:33 AM »

Quote from: "tanzeela"

what a sentences yaar

uuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhh

JO KHATE MEIN MAZA HAI
WOH MEETHE MEIN KAHAN HAI


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fakharenaveed

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«Reply #25 on: January 15, 2005, 11:09:14 PM »

KOI CHEHRA HAI

BAS REHNE DOO JEE HUM NAHIN AGEY LIKHEIN GE
DIL TOOT JAYW GA AAP KA


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fakharenaveed

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LOVE WILL FIND A WAY.....................

«Reply #26 on: January 17, 2005, 12:32:27 AM »

~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~
(*_* )A MATHEMATICAL LETTER ( *_*)

Dear Trigonometry!
Yesterday, I saw you in the circle of your friends. My hearts started beating with maxima and minima at the same time. The parabolic hands in which you are holding a cylindrical coca cola cane was looking very beautiful.
            The curve of your eye brows, tangent to the curve (i.e. your nose and parabolid forehead) divided my séances.
            When your eyes ran paralled to mine , my heart beat showed an increase of 42.02 beats per sec. approximately. All nights, I have been trying to solve this complicated problem that we are equal in all respects through analytical geometry of three dimensions. So we are congruent.
      My cardioids which is symmetric to your heart will prove that we are analogous rough my senses. I am trying to form a locus of all the points through media of love with intentions to decrease distance between you.
      Describe any method or theorem to measure love, giving your answer correctly upto seventh decimal places.If you get the right answer you will get a hexagonal being which was once owned by Pythagoran.

                     Yours Conjugate,

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«Reply #27 on: January 17, 2005, 10:13:56 PM »

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tanzeela

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«Reply #28 on: January 17, 2005, 11:06:33 PM »

wowwwwwwwwwwwwww
naveed letter is charming like you
u prove that u r teacher of math and physics


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fakharenaveed

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«Reply #29 on: January 19, 2005, 12:58:11 AM »

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jo asman se zameen pe azaab utra hai

kisi swal ka logo jawab utra hai


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