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Socialism: You have two cows. Give one to your neighbor.

Communism: You have two cows. Give both to the government. The government gives you milk.

Capitalism: You sell one cow and buy a bull.

Fascism: You have two cows. Give milk to the government. The government sells it.

Nazism: The government shoots you and takes the cows.

New Dualism: The government shoots one cow, milks the other, and pours the milk down the sink.

Anarchism: Keep the cows. Steal another one. Shoot the government.

Conservatism: Freeze the milk. Embalm the cows.

Liberalism: Give away one cow. Get the government to give you a new cow. Now give them both away.