Doctor ki shaadi

by vimmi singh on September 25, 2012, 12:36:02 PM
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Doctor ki shaadi kuch is tarah se honi chahiye.
Mehendi ki jagah DETTOL  solution istemal ho.

Baarat ambulance me jaye,

shaadi hospital me ho.

Photo ki jagah X-ray liya jaye or kya khub ho agar khane me vitamin C & B ki goli di jaye,

Mehmano ko chai ya cold drink ki jagah glucose & ORS diya jaye.

Dulhe k gale me haar ki jagah Stethoscope lagaya jaye,

Aur

majaa to tab aye jab Dr. shadi k baad bole
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«Reply #1 on: September 25, 2012, 12:42:31 PM »
Quote from: vimmi singh on September 25, 2012, 12:36:02 PM
Doctor ki shaadi kuch is tarah se honi chahiye.
Mehendi ki jagah DETTOL  solution istemal ho.

Baarat ambulance me jaye,

shaadi hospital me ho.

Photo ki jagah X-ray liya jaye or kya khub ho agar khane me vitamin C & B ki goli di jaye,

Mehmano ko chai ya cold drink ki jagah glucose & ORS diya jaye.

Dulhe k gale me haar ki jagah Stethoscope lagaya jaye,

Aur

majaa to tab aye jab Dr. shadi k baad bole
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NEXT PLZ !!


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«Reply #2 on: September 25, 2012, 12:44:56 PM »
aur wife ko sister bole Laughing hard Laughing hard Giggle Giggle Laughing hard
nice vimmi ji
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«Reply #3 on: September 25, 2012, 12:53:17 PM »
hahahahahahahahahah hasi ruk nahi rahi hain Vimmi ji,
lagta hain study band karana padega mujhe Vimmi ji ..
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«Reply #4 on: September 25, 2012, 01:00:56 PM »
NICE . NEXT PLEASE .
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«Reply #5 on: September 25, 2012, 01:02:45 PM »
sahal ji aur qalb ji aaplogon ka bahut bahut shukriya......  Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile
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«Reply #6 on: September 25, 2012, 01:06:04 PM »
are nahi Kaushal ji.... aap apni padhai jaari rakhiye... Doctor bhi baniye Bs 1 request hai k galti se bhi apni 'wife' ko 'sister' mat bol dijiyega... warna aapko pta aage kya ho sakta hai...........
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«Reply #7 on: September 25, 2012, 01:08:07 PM »
hehe....... dhanyawaad siddiqui ji...... Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile
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«Reply #8 on: September 25, 2012, 01:10:28 PM »
Quote from: vimmi singh on September 25, 2012, 01:06:04 PM
are nahi Kaushal ji.... aap apni padhai jaari rakhiye... Doctor bhi baniye Bs 1 request hai k galti se bhi apni 'wife' ko 'sister' mat bol dijiyega... warna aapko pta aage kya ho sakta hai...........

hahahahahahahaha warna do chaar haath achche pad jaynege yahi na Vimmi ji, lol lol lol  .
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«Reply #9 on: September 25, 2012, 02:24:12 PM »
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa
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«Reply #10 on: September 25, 2012, 04:13:43 PM »
keep it up..
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«Reply #11 on: September 25, 2012, 05:47:17 PM »
kaushal ji aap toh kaafi samajhdaar hain........ Winking
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«Reply #12 on: September 25, 2012, 05:48:55 PM »
shukriya s k saini ji..... Usual Smile Usual Smile
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«Reply #13 on: September 25, 2012, 05:49:41 PM »
Thank you mkv ji.... Usual Smile Usual Smile
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«Reply #14 on: September 26, 2012, 12:21:53 AM »
Bahut khoob vimmi ji, lekin aapne doctor ke liye sab likha, uski patni ke bare mein nahi likha
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