!!doctor!!

A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkup. The
> >doctor asked him
> >
> > >how he was feeling. "I've never been better," the old
> >man replied."
> > >I've got an eighteen-year- old wife who's pregnant &
> >delivered a child."
> > >What is your opinion about that, Doc?" the old man
> >asked.
> > >
> > >The doctor thought for a moment, then says, "Well,
> >let me tell you a
> > >story.I know a guy who is an hunter. He never misses
> >a season for
> > >hunting. But,one day he's in a bit of a hurry and
> >he accidentally
> > >grabs his umbrella instead of his gun.
> > >
> > >The doctor continued, "So he's walking in the woods
> >near a creek, and
> > >suddenly he spots a lion in some brush in front of
> >him. He raises up his
> > >umbrella, points it at the lion and squeezes the
> >handle. BAM !! The
> > >lion drops dead in front of him."
> > >
> > >"That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief.
> >Someone else must
> > >have shot that lion." . . .
> > >
> > >"Exactly" Said the Doctor