Don't Use Mobile Inside Toilet

by Sonia01 on June 02, 2008, 02:36:18 PM
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«Reply #15 on: June 12, 2008, 04:33:33 PM »
Thank you didi  tongue3
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Sonia01
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«Reply #16 on: June 12, 2008, 04:47:15 PM »
some sms i dedicate to Pooja didi

If kisses were water, I will give u sea.
If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.
If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy,
If friendship is life I will give u mine.

****

A friend is sweet when its new….
but it is sweeter when its TRUE!

But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.

****
A friend gives hope when life is low,
a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go,
a friend is honest, a friend is true.
A friend is precious a friend is u.(NM)
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Pooja
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«Reply #17 on: June 12, 2008, 04:55:43 PM »
Quote from: Sonia01 on June 12, 2008, 04:47:15 PM
some sms i dedicate to Pooja didi

If kisses were water, I will give u sea.
If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.
If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy,
If friendship is life I will give u mine.

****

A friend is sweet when its new….
but it is sweeter when its TRUE!

But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.

****
A friend gives hope when life is low,
a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go,
a friend is honest, a friend is true.
A friend is precious a friend is u.(NM)


cho chaweet happy3

Thank you so much Sonia!! Each word means a lot to me!!

Life gave me sorrowm Yoindia gave me smile
When Life placed me no where to go, you all gave me strength for life
When life was on betrayal, you all showed me love light
You all are now my life, stay with me as much as you can tight!!
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Sonia01
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«Reply #18 on: June 12, 2008, 05:01:28 PM »
Quote from: Pooja on June 12, 2008, 04:55:43 PM
cho chaweet happy3

Thank you so much Sonia!! Each word means a lot to me!!

Life gave me sorrowm Yoindia gave me smile
When Life placed me no where to go, you all gave me strength for life
When life was on betrayal, you all showed me love light
You all are now my life, stay with me as much as you can tight!!


so nice of you dear.. keep smiling
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Sonia01
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«Reply #19 on: June 12, 2008, 05:02:17 PM »
Santa Singh got his promotion and became principal in colledge.

To keep up with his status, he decided to
speak only in English to all his juniors.

One morning, his peon peeped through the door
to see if his principal was busy.

Santa Singh noticed him and shouted, 'Why are
you outstanding! Please income.' tongue3
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Sonia01
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«Reply #20 on: June 12, 2008, 05:03:53 PM »
A doctor was going somewhere with a gun on his shoulder.

Santa asked, “Hi, where are you going?”

Doctor said, “I am going to see a patient.”

Santa chuckled, “So why the gun? Your medicine is enough to kill him.”
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Pooja
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«Reply #21 on: June 12, 2008, 08:16:10 PM »
 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard good collection dear!!
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Sonia01
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«Reply #22 on: June 15, 2008, 10:19:17 AM »
Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??

"Without Information Fighting Everytime"

Wife replies," No, It means ,

"With Idiot For Ever!!!"  Giggle
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Sonia01
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«Reply #23 on: June 15, 2008, 10:20:55 AM »
Best Gift

Santa, ”What is your best gift you ever received on your birthday?”

Banta said, “harmonium.  My dad gives me 5 Rs. everyday to not play it.”
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«Reply #24 on: June 15, 2008, 10:22:29 AM »
Santa, “I was just operated for my loss of hearing and now I can hear clear and crisp.

Banta, “What was the cost of operation?”

Santa checked his watch, “It’s four o’clock.”
 Giggle
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Sonia01
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«Reply #25 on: June 15, 2008, 05:14:37 PM »
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".

Student: I is the...

Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".

Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
 tongue3
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Sonia01
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«Reply #26 on: June 16, 2008, 01:50:05 AM »
Grandpa and Grandma always got very excited
when they recalled the old days they were together.
They made a decision, one day to make it

"yesterday once more". They made a date on the riverbank
they used to go when they were young.  The next day,
Grandpa got up 6 a.m. in the morning, dashed to the bank,
picked up a big bunch of wild flowers before sunrise,

waited there for his sweetheart to come.
But grandpa ended in disappointment
grandma never showed up even after sunset.
Grandpa went home in such anger.

He opened the door,
seeing grandma lying on the sofa with her pillow.
He threw the flowers on the floor
and questioned:

"Why didn't you come to our date?"
Grandma hid her head in the pillow
and replied shyly:

"Mom didn't allow me to go..."
 Giggle Giggle
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Sonia01
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«Reply #27 on: June 19, 2008, 05:39:11 PM »
James Bond and a Telgu guy fly to Newyork in a flight. Telgu guy takes the initiative to converse with James Bond.

Telgu guy asks the name of Bond.

Bond says: Bond! James Bond! James Bond 007!

And Bond asks Telgu Guy’s name.


Telgu Guy replies: Prasad! Venkat Prasad!
Veera Venkat Prasad! Sai Veera Venkat Prasad! Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad!

Venkateshwara Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad! Srinivasukala Venkateshwara Srilakshmi

Sai Veera Venkat Prasad!
Sita Ramanjaneyula Srinivasula Venkateshwara Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad!

*********************************************

Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"
He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"

*******************************************

Man: How was your exam today ?
Sardar: Fine, except for one question which was difficult
Man: Which one ?
Sardar: What is the past tense of THINK ?
I thought...i thought ...i thought about it and wrote THUNK

*******************************************

Ek sardar apne bete se bola : Bevakuf, kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.

Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.

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«Reply #28 on: June 20, 2008, 06:40:03 PM »
Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox.

Sees inside and closes it.

Wife observes the whole episode.

Again he comes and does the same stuff.

Wife asks Why are you doing this?

Sardar replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly.

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«Reply #29 on: June 22, 2008, 05:37:29 AM »
very nice sharing sonia Laughing hard  Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

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