Don't Use Mobile Inside Toilet

by Sonia01 on June 02, 2008, 02:36:18 PM
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«Reply #30 on: June 23, 2008, 09:16:52 PM »
very nice jokes ...very funny Usual Smile
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«Reply #31 on: June 24, 2008, 10:25:48 AM »
Nice One Sonia Ji,. Applause
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«Reply #32 on: June 28, 2008, 03:38:11 PM »
Thank you very much for reading and appreciating

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«Reply #33 on: June 28, 2008, 03:48:32 PM »

Manzil k tarf badte chalo jo dil kahe us rah ko chuno.

Piche walo ko aage nah jane do, jo age hai unse age niklo




Tab tum  achche RIKSHAWALA Ho. tongue3
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«Reply #34 on: June 28, 2008, 03:55:45 PM »
Santa and Banta boasting of their parents achievements to each other

Santa : 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?'
Banta : 'Yes, I have'
Santa : 'Well, my father dug it.'
Banta : 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?'
Santa : 'Yes, I have.'
Banta : 'Well, my father killed it.'

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«Reply #35 on: June 29, 2008, 10:39:55 AM »
Nice One Sweet Heart
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«Reply #36 on: July 06, 2008, 10:41:22 AM »
WHY AM I MARRIED?


You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.
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«Reply #37 on: July 06, 2008, 10:42:08 AM »

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,

"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"

"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
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«Reply #38 on: July 08, 2008, 05:21:50 PM »
Quote from: Sonia01 on June 16, 2008, 01:50:05 AM
Grandpa and Grandma always got very excited
when they recalled the old days they were together.
They made a decision, one day to make it

"yesterday once more". They made a date on the riverbank
they used to go when they were young.  The next day,
Grandpa got up 6 a.m. in the morning, dashed to the bank,
picked up a big bunch of wild flowers before sunrise,

waited there for his sweetheart to come.
But grandpa ended in disappointment
grandma never showed up even after sunset.
Grandpa went home in such anger.

He opened the door,
seeing grandma lying on the sofa with her pillow.
He threw the flowers on the floor
and questioned:

"Why didn't you come to our date?"
Grandma hid her head in the pillow
and replied shyly:

"Mom didn't allow me to go..."
 Giggle Giggle

 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard..so sweet!!

Quote from: Sonia01 on July 06, 2008, 10:41:22 AM
WHY AM I MARRIED?


You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.
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 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
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«Reply #39 on: July 08, 2008, 05:26:15 PM »
MAN 1: I DO NOT WANT TO GET MARRIED!!
 BECAUSE I AM AFRAID OF ALL WOMEN...

MAN 2 :  GET MARRIED SOON..
THEN YOU WILL BE AFRAID OF ONLY ONE WOMAN
AND START LOVING THE REST...!! Winking
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«Reply #40 on: July 08, 2008, 06:08:35 PM »
Sonia  Laughing hard

Khwaish Laughing hard

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«Reply #41 on: July 13, 2008, 02:20:53 PM »
Quote from: khwaish on July 08, 2008, 05:26:15 PM
MAN 1: I DO NOT WANT TO GET MARRIED!!
 BECAUSE I AM AFRAID OF ALL WOMEN...

MAN 2 :  GET MARRIED SOON..
THEN YOU WILL BE AFRAID OF ONLY ONE WOMAN
AND START LOVING THE REST...!! Winking

hahaha very well said.... tongue3
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«Reply #42 on: July 13, 2008, 02:25:25 PM »
Close Shave

A man went for a haircut and while his hair was being trimmed asked
the barber about another barber who usually attended to him.

"Oh, he went mad, sir", said the man

"Mad? How did it happen?"

He gave a customer a hiarcut and then he asked him if he wanted a shave too.
The man said No. That, for some reason, infuriated my colleague. He grabbed
a razor and slit the Man's throat.There, that's done. .. Sir, Want a Shave?"

"Yes, please, Yes!!"
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«Reply #43 on: July 13, 2008, 02:28:57 PM »
Sweet Slip...

A well-known orator ran into Noah Webster, the lexicographer at a Party.

"Do you know, Mr Webster," said the Orator, "Sugar is the only word
in English language in which the 'Su' is pronounced as 'Shu'.

Replied Webster, "Are You Sure?"...
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«Reply #44 on: July 13, 2008, 02:33:40 PM »
Selected...!!

Two elderly men were discussing the after-life.

"Iwonder if they play cricket in Heaven," said One.

"Whoever goes first must return to tell the other," suggested his companion.

Soon afterwards one of them died. A few days later he appeared to the other
in his dream.

"I have good news and bad news", He said. "They do play cricket in Heaven".

"And What's the bad news?"

"The bad news is that your name is included in the list of Players for
Tomorrow's match..."!!
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