Dravid and Ganguly

On continuing with the discussion over captaincy between dravid and ganguly
, there's a great thing to share :



[Please read this one as the dialogues between Amir Khan "ACP RATHOD" and
Mukesh Rishi "Inspector SALIM" from sarfarosh

It's the scene when ACP rathod is asking salim to work with him in his
case].



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Now here, Inspector Salim----------> Rahul Dravid

ACP Rathod---------------> Ganguly

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Ganguly: To tum mere saath Indian team ke liye kaam nahi karoge



Dravid:nahi karunga



G:wajah jaan sakta hu



D:wajah mat puchiye sahab,mere under indian team srilanka me ek series kya
har jaati hai,

  .....team me mere khilaf khusur fusur suru ho jaati hai,

  .... aur aaj,aap newzealand se final haar jaate hi to aapko koi kuch nahi
bolta,

  ... kyo, kyunki aap team ke captain hai, kisi bade baap ki aulad hai...

  ...aap log ek century marke team me kya aa jate hai, hum logo ke sar pe hi
chadh jate hai



G:Hmmm...captain...bade baap ki aulad...jaana chahte hai kaise bana mai
captain

    ... 91 KE Australia tour ke liye chuna gaya tha par drop kar diya gaya



D: jaane dijiye sahab...



G: hamdardi ke liye nahi bata raha par aap suniye..wo dekh rahe hai wo mere
pitaji hai..footballer hai

   ..wo meri patni hai..dancer hai..puchiye kaise bani wo dancer...

   ..jin selectero ne mujhe team se nikala ..meri patni ko dancer banne pe
majboor kiya

   .. un selectoro ka mai chehra tak nahi dekh paya

   .. aaj bhi har selector me mai unhi logo ka chehra dekhta hoo

   ..har selector ko mai team selection meeting me bhikhari ki tarah khada
dekhna chahta hoo

   ..aur mai aapko ye sab isliye nahi bata raha kyuki ye mere ghar ka mamla
hai..

   ..nahi ye mere indian team ka mamla hai..



D: kya meri indian team ka mamla nahi hai..



G: shayad nai hai..isliye aap apne vice captain ki jimmedariyo se dur ja
rahe hai..

   ..aur mujhe apni team ko khada karne ke liye kisi dravid ki jarurat nahi
hai





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                                          SCENE II

[Ganguly is in search of the selectors along with team mates..meanwhile
Dravid has got hold of that selector..]



G:Dravid..tum yaha kya kar rahe ho??



D:kyo,koi pabandi hai kya,isiko dhundh rahe the naa aap..jaiye aaj raatki
team selection me mil jayega



G:aur tum hamare saath kam nahi karoge



D:Kyo karu, la to diya na aapko CHANDU BORDE,ab aur kya chahiye



G:meri baat suno dravid...maine tumhare andar under 19 khela hai..mujhe pata
hai tum kitne kaabil batsman ho...



D:meri bat suniye sir..fir kisi dravid se mat kehana ki team me vice cptain
ki koi jagah nahi hai...



G:Nahi kahunga...



[dono gale milte hai]

................................................s hukriya janab.....................................