Dravid & Ganguly.....

by NewYorker on April 12, 2005, 08:21:36 PM
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After the shameful defeat of the Indian cricket team in the last two matches with Pak Cricket team, the Indian team members were not able to show their faces to people. They chose not to go in public and rather just pack up in hotel rooms.

Dravid could not resist for too long and still not be able to go out shopping and have fun. So he disguises himself as a Sardar and goes out. He meets a woman at the exit of the hotel who greets him, "Hi Dravid!"

Surprised for having been caught, he comes back and disguises himself as a Muslim woman - in burkha and all, and goes out. Yet the same again - the same woman greets him, "Hi Dravid!".

Dravid comes back and is determined to give it yet another try with the make up of a hippie wig and shorts etc. All in vain - the same lady catches him again and greets him, "Hi Dravid!".

Bewildered by now, he could not help asking,"How did you recognize me?" And comes the answer, "Because I am Ganguly!"
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nikki
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«Reply #1 on: April 12, 2005, 08:31:07 PM »
...haha.... :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: ................................................. .................................
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Talat
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«Reply #2 on: April 13, 2005, 10:17:06 AM »
hehehehe :lol: :lol: :lol: Good one!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #3 on: April 13, 2005, 10:56:57 AM »
lol ny janab .............................................! :lol::lol::lol:
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NewYorker
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«Reply #4 on: April 13, 2005, 03:25:41 PM »
Thanx you all................. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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fakharenaveed
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«Reply #5 on: April 14, 2005, 12:11:03 AM »
he he he he he he he eh ehe


new yorker.................i like it ............you are superb yaar...............................

tahnx for all this..............................
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nishita
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«Reply #6 on: April 14, 2005, 09:20:15 AM »
lolzzzzzz        this is not done   ..   y my rahul    sad5
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«Reply #7 on: April 14, 2005, 12:02:46 PM »
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Nishita..... :lol:

Here is one on Ganguly:
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Ganguly the fastest: Some Facts and Quote

- Shoiab Akhtar admits Ganguly is faster and quicker than him. "I haven't seen any one get out so fast. Man, I envy his speed. I am quick but he is quickest.", he says. "I think I should now cut my run up short when I bowl to him. Or else, he might be gone when I am half way thru my run up."

- Narain Karthikeyan to get some tips on Speed from Ganguly. His sponsorers have asked him to talk to the Prince of Kolkotta. They are also planning to endorse Ganguly.

- Dinesh Karthick confesses that his skills in getting ready and padded have improved a lot. As soon as Ganguly goes to bat, I know there is very little time in getting ready. "I must have broken world records a few times in this series" , says the Indian dimunitive wicketkeeper.

- Ganguly to donate all his bats to charity. "I don't require a bat nowadays", said the Indian southpaW

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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«Reply #8 on: April 14, 2005, 12:04:31 PM »
Following are the 4 easy steps to cook maggi

Step 1: Get one cup of water

Step 2: As soon as Ganguly goes for batting, put the water for boiling.
When he hits first ball put noodles in the boiled water and add the tastemaker.

Step 3: Stir till Ganguly is on field.

Step 4: As soon as Ganguly is back in pavilion, your noodles are ready to eat.

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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«Reply #9 on: April 14, 2005, 12:08:37 PM »
Q.What's Ganguly's favorite English movie?
A. Gone in 60 Seconds

Q.What's Ganguly's favorite Hindi movie?
A. Aa Aab laut chalen

Q. What's Ganguly's favorite song?
A. Ek pal ka jeena, phir to hai jana

Q. What's Ganguly's favourite food?
A. Maggie (is done by the time he's back from the crease, bas 2 minutes!)

Q. What did Ganguly's say when he was asked, 'Why is it always necessary to wear protection (helmet)?"
A. "OTherwise, Two minutes of fun can ruin your life"

Q. Ganguly's teaching kids ABC...
A. A for Awkward bounce, B for Bowled, C for caught, D for Dismissed...

Q. What is the similarity between 100 m race and Ganguly's innings?
A. Both take same time to complete, about 10 seconds.

Q. Easiest way to get Ganguly's out?
A. Just bowl to him - He will get out

Q.Height of Optimism
A.Ganguly applying sunscreen lotion to his face before batting
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MøÐëRñ ÐëvDå$
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«Reply #10 on: April 14, 2005, 03:06:48 PM »
good one  :lol:  :lol:                                                          .     .
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thycreator
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«Reply #11 on: April 14, 2005, 03:11:54 PM »
NY...............back with vengenence...........nice joke mann!!!!!!!!!!
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fakharenaveed
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«Reply #12 on: April 15, 2005, 03:49:31 AM »


new yorker



i will give you best joking.award on next year in zee mini party award on 32nd december 2005
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nishita
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«Reply #13 on: April 15, 2005, 11:14:21 AM »
Quote from: "NewYorker"
Following are the 4 easy steps to cook maggi

Step 1: Get one cup of water

Step 2: As soon as Ganguly goes for batting, put the water for boiling.
When he hits first ball put noodles in the boiled water and add the tastemaker.

Step 3: Stir till Ganguly is on field.

Step 4: As soon as Ganguly is back in pavilion, your noodles are ready to eat.

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:



lolzzzz i got this in mail..its my fav NY :lol:
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«Reply #14 on: April 15, 2005, 11:35:15 AM »
Maggi is getting complain that Maggi is not getting cooked properly by following the 4-step instruction.

After many such complaints, the company manufacturing Maggi has released a press statement. This is the text of that statement.


This is the response to the complaints received to the Maggi Noodles company following their instructions to prepare Maggi Noodles…

Dear Customers, We have received many compliments after we shared our recipe of 4 easy steps to cook Maggi. However we have received a very important complaint which we need to share with you all. One of our regular customers, Mrs. Radha Pai, from Meerut had written to us that she tried out the recipe to cook Maggi during the first ODI between India & Pak. She says that she followed all the steps correctly and was eager to have her breakfast. But she found that the Maggi was hardly fully wet and hence was not properly cooked.

We thoroughly apologized to our customer on behalf of our captain who returned back to the pavilion even before the Maggi was properly soaked in water.

In this regard we request all our customers to take a precaution and to wait for the Maggi to be cooked until after the re-plays.

Remember, even if Ganguly is back well before 2 minutes, the replays would ensure your Maggi is rightly done.


The management once again apologizes for any uncooked Maggis during the first ODI.

Regards
Customer Care Centre Maggi
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