Driving License @ Bihar : TRIP TRIP TRIP

Gettin' driving license in Bihar state!!

  Dear All,

  Pleeze phill the Applicason Forum phor getting a
  Driving Licen in Bihar
  State. Read as written:

  Thanku.


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  Bihar Istate Goverment
  Driving License Sekshon
  Traaphic Dipartment


  DRIVING LICEN APPLIKASON PHOROM


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  NOTE: Pleej do not shoot the person at the
  applikason kounter. He will give
  you the licen.

   For phurthar inistrucsons, see bottom oph
  applikason.

    1. Last name:
    (_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey  (_) Misra (_) Dont
  no  (Check karet box)

    2. Phirst name:  (_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_)
  Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad
  (_)    Dont no (Check karet box)

    3. Age:  (_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than
  phipty  (_) Dont no
    (Check karet box)

    4. Sex: ____ Male _____ Phimale_____ not sure
  _____not applicable

    5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right

    6.Occupason:

    (_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelwaan (_)
  Houge whipe (_)Un-employed
    (Check karet box)

    7. Number of children libing in the household: ___

    8. Number of children that are yours: ___

    9. Mather name: _______________________

    10. Phather Name: ____________________ (If not
  noun,leave blank)

    11. Ejjucason: Class- 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest
  grade completed)

    12. Dental rekard/color:  (_) Ellow (_)
  Berownish-ellow (_) Berown (_)
    Belack (_) Other color  _______ pleej Give egjhakt
  color(Check karet
  box)

    13.Your thumb imparesson :

    ____________________________


  IMPOTENT INISTARUCSONS:

  1. If you are copying from another applikason
  pharom, pleej do not copy
  thumb imparesson also. Pleej provide your own thumb
  imparesson.

  2. PLEEJ DO NOT USE PHINGERS OP YOUR LEGS

  3. Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dont
  have lepht hand, use
  your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right
  hand, use thumb on lepht
  hand.

  4. IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DRIVE. WE
  ARE VARY ISTRICT



      Pandu Yadav

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