EIK SE BARH KER EIK

DO LARKIAN AAPIS MAIN BOHAT ACHI SAHALEEYAN THI ITFAAQ

SAY DONO MAR GAI UN KI ROOHAIN APIS MAIN MILE ORE AIK DOSRAY

SAY MERNAY KA SABAB POCHNAY LAGI PAHLI BOLI MAIN APNAY

SHOHAR PER BOHAT ZIADA SHAK KERTI THI WO MERI GHARE

MOJOODGI MAIN DOSRI LARKYUN SAY MILTA THA YAHE SOCH KER

MAIN AIK DIN OFFICE SAY JALDI GHAR AA GAI LAKIN GHAR AA KER

DAIKHA MERA SHOHAR BILKUL AKAILA BATHA HOA THA BAS ESI

KHUSHI MAIN MAR GAI HOUN

DOSRE BOLE' AGER TUM US WAKAT FRIDGE( REFIGRATOR) KHOL LETI

TO NA TUM MERTI NA MAIN MERTI :lol:

the man asked the student why ur teacher wears sunglasses while teaching in the class?the student replied bcoz we r so bright  :lol:

shukriya rishi ji ...:lol:

hey Salma....no ji please....!
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A man travelling on a train ask the ticket collector what time the train stops at Ghaziabad."This train doesn't stop at Ghaziabad, its the express".

"You are joking!, I NEED to get off at Ghaziabad"

"Sorry sir, this train will not stop at Ghaziabad"

"There must be something you can do"

"Well there is one thing"

"What, anything, I need to get off"

"Well, I'll get the driver to slow down and I'll dangle you out the door and lower you onto the platform"

"My God! will that work"

"Its worth a try"

The train approaches the platform at 50 mph. The ticket collector hangs the man in mid air out the door, the man starts running!  The man is running in mid air "Run faster! Run faster!" The ticket collector lowers the man down.

The mans feet touch the platform! Smoke flies of his shoes and his heel comes off. The man is running for his life! The ticket collector lets go.

The man is running at 30mph!! He's made it, he begins to slow down.  

He's still running at 20mph along side the train as the other passengers watch in amazement.  As the last carriage goes by a hand grabs the man by the shirt collar and lifts him back onto the train.  

As he's being pulled into the carriage he hears a voice  say..... "You are lucky, I was here to help,this train doesn't even stop at Ghaziabad!!!!"
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eik pagalkhaanay kay incharge nay eik pagal ko chornay say pehlay us ka exam lainaa chaha aur us pagal ko kaha

jaao saamnay tree par jo do parrot baithay hain un main say jo achaa lagay usay pakar kar laao.....

pagal gaya green parrot ko ura dia aur yelloow ko pakar kar lay aaya.

inchage nay poochaa k yellow kio laay ho aur green ko kio uraya??

pagal nay jawaab diaa

WO ABHE KACHAA THAA YEH PAK GAYA HAY IS LIAY IS KO LAY AYA HOON.........

shohar ne besuri awaz mein gana shuro kiya tu biwi ne foren keha
mere aba marhoom jab gana gate the tu urte huwe prinde bhi gir jate the
shohar ne jal kar kaha kiyon tumhare aba maun mein cartoos daal kar gate the :lol: