EIK SE BARH KER EIK

by Delicate_Doll on November 07, 2004, 08:12:34 AM

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«Reply #30 on: November 12, 2004, 01:49:26 PM »

mariz ne jis ke gale ka abhi hal hi mein apretion hua tha aik naras se narmi ke sath poocha
sister kia tum mujhe aik glas pani pila sekti ho?
is par naras ne bare berahmi se poocha kia tumein pyas lagi hai?
nahin mariz ne jal kar jawab diya main sirf yeh dekhna chahata hon ke kahin meri gardan leek to nahin kar rehi


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«Reply #31 on: November 12, 2004, 02:09:17 PM »

eik khaatoon nay apnee sahaile say kaha..

YAR MAIN APNAY HUSBAND SAY BUHAT TANG HOON.
sahaile nay poochaa kio kia hua??
un khatoon nay ans dia wo har chees bhool jatay hain aur un ki har chees mujhay yaad rakhna partee hay..

un sahailee nay kaha shukar ada karo kay tumhaaray husband sirf cheesain bhooltay hain warna mairay husband to her 10 minute kay baad mujh say aakar poochtay hain..

BEHAN JEE MAIN NAY AAP NAY MUJHAY KAHEE DAIKHAA TO NAHE HAY? Huh?

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..:lol:


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«Reply #32 on: November 12, 2004, 02:11:10 PM »

eik bay waqoof say doosray baywaqoof nay poocha kay jab qayamat aaigee to us say aglay din newspaper ki headline kia hogee?

doosray nay sar khujaa kar kaha

MUJHAY BATWAQOOF SAMJHAA HAY KIA ? MAIN JANTA HOON HAR EHAM DIN KAY BAAD NEXT DAY NEWS PAPER KI CHUTTI HOTI HAY


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«Reply #33 on: November 12, 2004, 02:12:01 PM »

eik bachaa apni maan kay paas aaya aur kaha kay ammi aami hamaraa nookar aur noukraani kitchen main eik doosray ka haath pakray janay kia batainkar rahay thay main gaya to unhon nay batain chor kar kaam karnaa shuro kardia.

bachay ki maan boli main abee in dono ko thek kartee hoon.

bachha taalian bajata hay aur kehtaa hay

AHA BAY WAQOOF BANA DIA WO NOOKAR THOORI THAA WO TO DADDY THAY. ..:lol:


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«Reply #34 on: November 12, 2004, 04:56:18 PM »

ha ha ha ha!!!!


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Talat

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«Reply #35 on: November 12, 2004, 05:16:12 PM »

:lol:


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immi

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«Reply #36 on: November 12, 2004, 08:27:23 PM »

Nice Salma !!


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akela

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«Reply #37 on: November 13, 2004, 05:45:47 PM »


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Meena

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«Reply #38 on: November 14, 2004, 04:14:27 PM »

hahahahaha oh my God my tummyyyy!

:lol:


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«Reply #39 on: November 14, 2004, 11:49:44 PM »

**
A well dressed man was having a dinner in "Kakke Da Hotel".After he finished his dinner, he started to wash his handswith table and chair.

The owner saw him and got real angryand asked, "Have you had dinner in some nice hotel before?"

Man: "Ya!" "I had dinner once in Ashoka Hotel."

Owner: "There also, you washed your hands with table and chair?"

Man: "Yes, I did."

Owner: "Nobody told you anything!"

Man: "They kicked me and said 'agar ase hi karna hai to kisi Kakke Da Hotel mae jaa ke khana khaa.'


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Meena

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«Reply #40 on: November 15, 2004, 04:23:49 PM »

lolllllllllllllllllllll

:D


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immi

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«Reply #41 on: November 15, 2004, 04:50:21 PM »

Nice Rishi !!!!!


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«Reply #42 on: November 16, 2004, 12:06:12 PM »

Ek larki kahein akeilay ja rahi thi raastay mein ek larka mil gaya larki ne larkay say kaha kay agar tum nay mujh ko chaira to mein police ko bula loon gi larkay na kaha kay yahan to koi police nahi hay larki nay kaha acha agar police nahi hai to main logon ko boola loon gi larkay ne phir kaha kay yahan to koi bhi nahu hay...Larki larkay say kehnay lagi kay jub police bhi nahi hay or koi bhi nahee hay to chairtay kion nahi :lol:


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«Reply #43 on: November 16, 2004, 04:03:06 PM »


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«Reply #44 on: November 16, 2004, 04:04:28 PM »

PATHAN - CHILD
Pathan got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate "Mother: Pathan. Father: Pathan. Kid: Chinese."
"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Pathan?"
" Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."