EIK SE BARH KER EIK

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A lady went into a pet shop. "I'd like to buy two yellow canaries," she told the owner.

"We don't have any canaries, but we have these," the owner said. He showed the lady some pale green parakeets.

"That's not what I'm looking for," the lady stated. But the pet store owner refused to give up.

"Just think of them as yellow canaries that aren't quite ripe yet," he said.
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Q: A japanese couple have twins, what do they name them?


A: Jo Hua , So Hua.

he he he good advertisement salma  :lol:
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Thanks Pooja !!!

N very nice one Salma !!!!!

:lol:

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Two young medical students were standing on a street corner observing people as they passed by, discussing any abnormalities they noticed in the passers-by.

They saw this old fellow sort of duck waddling down the street at a slow pace.

The two students introduced themselves to the gentleman and told him that they didn't agree with each other's diagnosis of the old man's problem.

One says, "My friend thinks you have a bad case of hemorrhoids, and I think you have a hernia."

The old man said, "I thought it was a fart, but from the feel of it, looks like we were all wrong!"
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:lol: nice one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

APP KI ULJHAN HAMARI SULJHAN

 "Q1. Mera masla ye hai k kisi sawaal ka jawab detey waqt zaban atak jaty hai.bohat pereshaan hoon?

ANS: App ney ye nahi likha k app ki zaban kahan atak jati hai halaq main danton main ya mun sey bahir nikal ker kahin aur atak jati hai?apni zaban ki lambayi (Length) zaroor likhain q k amooman zaban us waqt attakti hai jab woh gaz bhar lambi ho theek theek kaifiyat likhain warna jawab dena mushkil hai.

Q2: Mera masla ye hai ke main din main kai baar hath dhota hoon is key ilawa dhuley hue kapre bhi doobara dhota hoon kia ye koi nafsiyati masla hai baharhaal koi hal batayein?

ANS: Maloom hota hai ke app ke ghar main andhadhund pani a raha hai. App hain k din main pachas (50) baltiyan bahatey rehtey hain aur aik hum hain k shower key bajaye dropper sey nahatey hain app key ilaj key tor per hum ney app ka khat waterboard walon ko perhwa diya hai jaldi app k pani ka connection band ho jaye ga aur saath hi ye fuzool chonchaley bhi khatam ho jayein gey.

Q3: Meri nazar kamzor hai aur main chashma lagata hoon,masla ye hai k jub main khana khataa hoon tou,is key baad meri ankhon ke samney white aur orange colour k dhabbey a jatey hain Doctor k check up k waqt ye ghaib ho jatey hain sirf khana khaney k baad nazar atey hain?

ANS: Khana khaney k baad aap apney chashmey per sey salan aur dahi k cheentey saaf ker liya karain khana ainak k bajaye mun sey khaya kerain masla khudbakhud hal ho jaye ga.

Umeed hai k app log jawabaat sey istafada hasil kerein gey.Agar app ki bhi koi uljhan ho tou humain likh bhejain hum guarantee sey app ki uljhan ko mustakil perashaani bana dein gey khut likhney waley ka sirf naam aur pata shaya kiya jaye ga baki sub kuch raaz rakha jaye ga humain app key khatoot ka bechaini sey intezaar rahey ga.