EIK SE BARH KER EIK

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A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store.

He does a double take, as he notices that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable.

He walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for two dollars. The store owner replies, "I'm sorry, but the cat isn't for sale."

The collector says, "Please, I need a hungry cat around the house to catch mice. I'll pay you twenty dollars for that cat."

And the owner says "Sold," and hands over the cat.

The collector continues, "Hey, for the twenty bucks I wonder if you could throw in that old saucer. The cat's used to it and it'll save me having to get a dish."

And the owner says, "Sorry buddy, but that's my lucky saucer. So far this week I've sold sixty-eight cats."
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"Har banday ki aik na aik adat hoti hai isi tarah aik banda tha uss ki adat thi kay har baat main (HUN) kahta tha.
Aik din us kay betay nay kaha kay abba ajj gali main shadi hai. Us nay kaha.(HUN)

Phir agla din jumma tha wo jumay ki namaz pharnay kay liyay masjid chalay gay
Aur masjid main jo khitab daitay hain na yani kay.khateeb moulana sahab kay samnay baith gaai.
Molana sahab kahnay lagay.musalmano 3 log janat main jaingay.us nay kaha(HUN)

Molana nay kaha pehla wo jo. Apnay waldain ki khidmat karaiga.phir us banday nay kaha(HUN) molana nay kaha aur dossra wo. Jo prosion ki khidmat karaiga un ka khayal rakhay ga.phir us admi nay kaha(HUN).molana sahab ko ghussa agaya.
Molana sahab nay apna bayan hi badal diya. Molana nay kaha kay. Musalmano 3 log jahanam main jaingay.phir us admi nay kaha(HUN). Molana nay kaha phala wo jo apnay waldain ki khidmat nahi karaiga.phir us admi nay kaha kay(HUN).phir molana nay kaha kay doosra who jo prosion ka khayal nahi rakhay ga.phir us admi nay kaha kay(HUN).
Molvi sahab ghussay main us shakas ko lat martay hoa kaha kay. .

Aur Tesra yea manhoos.(HUN)(HUN)(HUN).

lolzzzz

:D

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salma upar wale to bahut achhe hain, par ye samajh nahi aaya....
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An Irishman, a Mexican and a redneck were doing construction work on the scaffolding of a tall building. They were eating lunch.

The Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time, I'm going to jump off too."

The redneck opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

Next day the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death.

The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps too.

The redneck opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, "I I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also weeps and says, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the redneck's wife. "Hey, don't look at me," she said. "He makes his own lunch."
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A drunken man staggered in to a Catholic church and sat down in a
confession box, saying nothing.

The bewildered priest coughed to attract his attention, but still the
man said nothing.

The priest then knocked on the wall three times in a final attempt to
get the man to speak.

Finally, the drunk replied, "No use knockin', mate, there's no paper
in this one either."

ha ha ha.... :lol:
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One night a guy took his girlfriend home.

As they were about to bid each other goodnight at the front door, the guy started feeling a little in the mood.

With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her "Honey, would you give me a kiss?"

Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"

"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He asked grinning at her.

"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"

"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!".

"No way. It's just too risky!" "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?" .

"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"

"Oh yes you can. Please?" .....................

"No, no. I just can't"

"I'm begging you ... "

Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and the girl's older sister showed up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she said, "Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or I can do it. Or if need be, mom says she can come down herself and do it, but for God's sake and all of ours.. ..
TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE CALLING BELL !
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ha ha ha ...good one Rishi!!!  :lol: