Ekbaar Atal, Musharraf, Bush, n Madhuri Dixit ek train me...

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Ek baar Atal ji, Musharraf ji, Bush ji, aur Madhuri Dixit ji ek train mein kahin ja rahe the.

Raaste mein ek Tunnel aati hai. Fir ek KISS ki aawaaj aati hai. Aur Ek Chaate ki bhi.
Tunnel gujarne ke baad sab ek doosre ki taraf dekh ke soch rahe hote hai..:

Bush ji: Shayad kisi ne Madhuri ko kiss kiya aur Madhuri ne Kas ke use ek chaata maara.

Madhuri ji: Shayad kisi(a) ne kisi aur(b) ko mujhe samajh ke kiss kar liya aur usne(b) kiss karne waale ko(a) jor ke chaanta maara.

Musharraf ji: Shayad kisi ne Madhuri ji ko kiss kiya, aur Madhuri ji ne mujhe chanta maara ye soch ke ki maine unhein kiss kiya hai.

Atal ji: Hmmmn..Aane do ek aur tunnel, fir se kiss ki aawaaj nikaal ki, jor se Musharraf ji ko chaanta maarunga. :wink:
:lol:

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