Elephant & Ant

by NewYorker on May 02, 2005, 03:24:36 PM

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Elephant is chasing Ant ...

Ant is trying hard to save its life.

After a while Ant hide in a temple. So then elephant came and shouted... "Ant, I know you are inside the temple.. Come out other wise I'll kill you"

Now the question how Elephant found that Ant is inside the temple...

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simple... Ant left her shoes outside temple. :lol:


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Elephant & Ant

«Reply #1 on: May 02, 2005, 03:26:08 PM »

Once an elephant, lion and ant are going on a byke in heavy traffic.

Suddenly at an intersection, one large truck came & hit the byke. All died on spot except the ant, WHY???

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don't know... then here it's...

Bcoz Ant is wearing helmet ...... :wink:


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«Reply #2 on: May 02, 2005, 03:27:22 PM »

Once an elephant, and an ant was going on a car.

Again, an accident occured . The elephant had some serious injuries and was hospitalised , although ant came out without any problems he too was seen lying in a bed near to elephant ..why Huh?

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Bcoz, Ant was dontaing blood to elephant ...... :lol: :lol: :lol:


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«Reply #3 on: May 02, 2005, 03:29:11 PM »

An ant and an elephant were madly in love. .... tongue3

They wanted to get married. But the parents of the ant refused to grant thier consent.

When quizzed they said "Ladkay ke daant bahar hai" !!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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fakharenaveed

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«Reply #4 on: May 03, 2005, 04:13:27 AM »

owwwowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww what a love b/w ant and elephent.......................where u see them .............................


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #5 on: May 03, 2005, 02:20:16 PM »

lol ny janab lol :p :p :p :p :p

kya pyaar hai dono ka
zeher wala lagta hai dono ka :p


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dhadkan

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«Reply #6 on: May 04, 2005, 09:00:01 AM »

One day ant was going somewhere. On the way elephant meets her.....

Elephant : Kahan jaa rahi ho?
Ant: TAilor ke pass ja rahi hu kapde silwane........
Elephant : Agar kapda bachega to mere liye bhi silwa dena.................... :lol:


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indianraj_us

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«Reply #7 on: May 04, 2005, 01:09:27 PM »

Ha Ha Ha ...... yaad aa gaya mujko guzra zamana ..... wo college ki canteen .... wo hathi mungi pe muskurana ..... Usual Smile


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«Reply #8 on: May 05, 2005, 05:56:22 PM »

Quote from: "dhadkan"

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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fakharenaveed

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«Reply #9 on: May 05, 2005, 08:15:08 PM »

buhat koob dhadkan

agar us k aps kapra bacha tu tere liye bhi aik silwa doon ga...................

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


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Suhas

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«Reply #10 on: May 06, 2005, 05:16:40 AM »

An ant and an elephant went swimming. But instead of swimming together, they took turns getting into the pool. Both were never in the pool at the same time. Why?
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They had only one pair of shorts.


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Suhas

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«Reply #11 on: May 06, 2005, 05:22:05 AM »

Once, there were 4 ants who were very angry with an elephant. They decided to teach the elephant a lesson once and for all. So they met together one fine day to discuss strategies. After five long hours of heated arguments, the ants finally decided that they would not attack the elephant. Why?
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3 vs. 1 would not be a fair fight


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«Reply #12 on: May 06, 2005, 05:23:23 AM »

Why did the ant hide behind the tree?

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He wanted to scare the elephant with a "BOO!"


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Suhas

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«Reply #13 on: May 06, 2005, 05:42:57 AM »

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead.
"Shit!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"