FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD

by arsenmen on August 18, 2007, 11:25:59 AM
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FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD

 
Four guys, from Harvard, Yale, MIT and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all 4 of them.

INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

 

1.    YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light.

 

2.    HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind.

3.    MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked

 

4.    SANTA SINGH: Its Loose motion

INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"?

SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!
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