Few Good SMS

Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
jab koi ladki shadi se pehle pregnant ho, uski maa bole "HEY
BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA?".

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What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE -
In both case you feel "aur thoda ruk jaata to accha model milta"

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Ek admi sadhu se bola,meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi
upay batao.
sadhu bola, saale upaay hota to mai sadhu kyun banta?

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It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

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Good looks catch the eyes, but good Personality catches the
heart.
You are blessed with both!
FLATTERED???
Don't Be!!! It was sent to ME, and I just wanted you to read
it...

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Falling in love is a sweet ambition,
finding true love is a life time mission..
Take my word, follow the Indian tradition & marry ur dad's
decision !

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Maine poochha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin",
Chand ne kaha "Abey uloo, itni upar se kooch dikhta hai kya??".

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nice,  munna