Film Star in Customer Service ...:SMS , mobile & JOKES

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(Got in a mail............ :lol: )

Amithabh: Thank you for calling customer care... rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagate hian filhaal ek customer care rep hain...
Customer: (angrily) I NEED YOUR MANAGER
Amithabh: Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere baap ko chor kaha tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne meri maa ko gaali dekar naukri se nikaal diya tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne
mere haath pe yeh likh diya tha... uske baad uske baad mere bhai.. Tum jis manager ko kahoge main laaonga..

Dharmendra: Thank you for callllllliiiiingggg.....
Customer: I need help
Dharmendra: main aaraahoon maa...
Customer: I am unable use your product... its waste and worthless
Dharmendra: Kutte mein tera khoon peejaaonga..
Customer: What!!! I need your manager
Dharmendra: (To his manager) Manager is customer ke saamne nahi naachna

Shatru : Aaaaaiiin Kis ullllu ke patthe ne call kiya hai...
Customer : How dare you speak like that
Shatru : Khaaaamoshhhhh... seedhi tarah bolde issue kya hai warna... haaaaaaaaa!!!

Asrani: hahhaaaaaaa naya kabutar ne call kiya
Customer: I lost my invoice
Asrani : Hahhaaaaaaaa hamare jasoos kone kone mein phaile hue hain miljayegi hum angrezon ke zamaane ke rep hain..haahhaaa

Kestu Mukherji: Iiiiiihhhhye....
Customer: hi
Kestu Mukherji : iiiihhhyeee tumko ....tumko kya problem hai
Customer : I have not received my product
Kestu Mukherji : To saale (hicup) main kya karoon.. Police mien report likha...

Shakti: AAAuuuuuu...mera naam hai balllllllllma. Thank you for calling aaauuuuu
Customer: I need your manager
Shakti: Mujhse baat karona.. Main ek chhota sa, nanha sa, pyarasa...rep hooon..


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NewYorker

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Film Star in Customer Service ...

«Reply #1 on: June 25, 2005, 08:24:04 AM »

Mehmood: Ayyo Dyevi ... thank youji for calling ji.. Ayyo
Customer : I am not devi
Mehmood : Ayyo muruga... ye dyevi nai ji ... ye to dyeva hai...

Ajit: Saara shehar mujhe Lion ke naam se jaanta hai..... May I know your name please
Customer : Mona
Ajit: Mona darling... tumne hamein call kyun kiya
Customer : (Angrily) I WANT YOUR MANAGER
Ajit: Mona dear.. Agar hum tumhe hamara manager dedenge ! to hamein manage kaun karega....

Gabbar: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ....Jo dargaya wo maraga... batao tumhen kya chahiye
Customer : I want to buy a product from your company
Gabbar: Kitne paise hai re
Customer : $ 10.00
Gabbar: Suvvar Ke baccho ... sirf... $10.00...dhikkaar hai

Prem Chopra: Prem...Prem naam hai mera.. Prem chopra...
Customer : I lost my invoice I need one
Prem Chopra: Kar bhalaa to ho bhalaa..jaa apni invoice khud dhoondle

Rajkumar : Jaani ..... Tumhara ye call bahut keemti hai..Ise cut mat karna
Customer: I lost my invoice
Rajkumar: Jaani... ye invoice hai.. Bacchon ke khelne ki cheez nahi
Customer : shut up.. I need my invoice sent to me in 10 minutes... otherwise I will speak to your manager
Rajkumar : Dhamki kisi aur ko jaakar dena... manager humko darasake manager mein itna dum nahi... humse hai manager... manager se hum nahi...

Sharukh: Thank you for kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaallllingggggg ....
Customer hung up the phone....


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Suhas

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Film Star in Customer Service ...

«Reply #2 on: June 25, 2005, 08:24:29 AM »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nice one NewYorker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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NewYorker

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Film Star in Customer Service ...

«Reply #3 on: June 25, 2005, 08:27:30 AM »

Thakur (Sanjeev Kumar):- Ramlal phone uthao! Helloooo! Kaun bol raha hai?
Customer: Are bhai meri biwi ne invoice manga hai?
Thakur (Sanjeev Kumar):- (Gusse mein) Tumhare biwi se kahna ki ramghad walo ne customer ki biwiyo ko invoice dena band kar diya hai! ramlal phone rakho.

Amrish puri: Hellooooooooo
Customer : I am your customer and I want to inquire about my product Amrish Puri: Moogambo khush hua !!!
Customer : Moogambo kaun hai ? mujhe to meri product ke bareme puchhna hai
Amrish Puri: Arey bhaaiiiiiiiiiii thik hai thik hai.. .. Jagguuuuuuuuu jagguuuu dekh to yeh customer ko kya chahiye.. use de de to jara !!


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NewYorker

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Film Star in Customer Service ...

«Reply #4 on: June 25, 2005, 08:29:21 AM »

Finally our ASH-FAQ bhai ...... :lol:

Customer : Helo..........
salman : kaun bol raha hai
customer : Ash..................
Salman : kaun Ashwarya?
Customer : Nahin....Ash...........ok.
Salman : achha ashok. bolo.
Customer : maine aapke yahan se aasaan sharton pe fridge kharida thha....
Salman : kaash mere paas bhi kuchh sharten (shirts) hoti to main bhi FRIDGE kharidta.
Customer : aapne fridge ka invoice nahin bheja.
Salman : HUM BIL DE CHUKE SANAM
Customer : Kis Naam se...
Salman : TERE NAAM
Customer : kaise bheja aapne?
Salman : Chori Chori Chupke Chupke
Customer : aapke manager ko phone do. kya naam hai uska
SALMAN : LUCKY .....NO TIME FOR U.
CUSTOMER : KAHAN HAI WOH
SALMAN : HUM SAATH SAATH HAIN.
CUSTOMER : TO PHIR DO PHONE USKO
SALMAN : JAANAM SAMJHA KARO. WOH PHONE PE NAHIN AA SAKTA
CUSTOMER : KYON?
SALMAN: BYE. PHIR MILENGE
..................... :lol:


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Delicate_Doll

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Film Star in Customer Service ...

«Reply #5 on: July 06, 2005, 06:29:08 AM »

Quote from: "NewYorker"

Finally our ASH-FAQ bhai ...... :lol:

Customer : Helo..........
salman : kaun bol raha hai
customer : Ash..................
Salman : kaun Ashwarya?
Customer : Nahin....Ash...........ok.
Salman : achha ashok. bolo.
Customer : maine aapke yahan se aasaan sharton pe fridge kharida thha....
Salman : kaash mere paas bhi kuchh sharten (shirts) hoti to main bhi FRIDGE kharidta.
Customer : aapne fridge ka invoice nahin bheja.
Salman : HUM BIL DE CHUKE SANAM
Customer : Kis Naam se...
Salman : TERE NAAM
Customer : kaise bheja aapne?
Salman : Chori Chori Chupke Chupke
Customer : aapke manager ko phone do. kya naam hai uska
SALMAN : LUCKY .....NO TIME FOR you.
CUSTOMER : KAHAN HAI WOH
SALMAN : HUM SAATH SAATH HAIN.
CUSTOMER : TO PHIR DO PHONE USKO
SALMAN : JAANAM SAMJHA KARO. WOH PHONE PE NAHIN AA SAKTA
CUSTOMER : KYON?
SALMAN: BYE. PHIR MILENGE
..................... :lol:

lol ny janab all of dem r superb simply de best........ :thumb


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