Filmi call Centre

Amithabh: Thank you for calling customer care... rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagate hian filhaal ek customer care rep hain...
Customer: (angrily) I NEED YOUR MANAGER
Amithabh: Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere baap ko chor kaha tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne meri maa ko gaali dekar naukri se nikaal diya tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne
mere haath pe yeh likh diya tha... uske baad uske baad mere bhai.. Tum jis manager ko kahoge main laaonga..


Dharmendra: Thank you for callllllliiiiingggg.....
Customer: I need help
Dharmendra: main aaraahoon maa...
Customer: I am unable use your product... its waste and worthless
Dharmendra: Kutte mein tera khoon peejaaonga..
Customer: What!!! I need your manager
Dharmendra: (To his manager) Manager is customer ke saamne nahi naachna


Shatru : Aaaaaiiin Kis ullllu ke patthe ne call kiya hai...
Customer : How dare you speak like that
Shatru : Khaaaamoshhhhh... seedhi tarah bolde issue kya hai warna... haaaaaaaaa!!!


Asrani: hahhaaaaaaa naya kabutar ne call kiya
Customer: I lost my invoice
Asrani : Hahhaaaaaaaa hamare jasoos kone kone mein phaile hue hain miljayegi hum angrezon ke zamaane ke rep hain..haahhaaa


Kestu Mukherji: Iiiiiihhhhye....
Customer: hi
Kestu Mukherji : iiiihhhyeee tumko ....tumko kya problem hai
Customer : I have not received my product
Kestu Mukherji : To saale (hicup) main kya karoon.. Police mien report likha...


Shakti: AAAuuuuuu...mera naam hai balllllllllma. Thank you for calling aaauuuuu
Customer: I need your manager
Shakti: Mujhse baat karona.. Main ek chhota sa, nanha sa, pyarasa...rep hooon..


Thakur (Sanjeev Kumar):- Ramlal phone uthao! Helloooo! Kaun bol raha hai?
Customer: Are bhai meri biwi ne invoice manga hai?
Thakur (Sanjeev Kumar):- (Gusse mein) Tumhare biwi se kahna ki ramghad walo ne customer ki biwiyo ko invoice dena band kar diya hai! ramlal phone rakho.


Amrish puri: Hellooooooooo
Customer : I am your customer and I want to inquire about my product Amrish Puri: Moogambo khush hua !!!
Customer : Moogambo kaun hai ? mujhe to meri product ke bareme puchhna hai
Amrish Puri: Arey bhaaiiiiiiiiiii thik hai thik hai.. .. Jagguuuuuuuuu jagguuuu dekh to yeh customer ko kya chahiye.. use de de to jara !!


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