~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~

by Sammual on June 25, 2008, 08:07:57 PM

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Take One Glass Full Of Sugar
And Put It Into Yours Eyes
And
You Will Have Sweet Dreams
If You Want Masala Dreams

Try Chilly Powder.


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #1 on: June 25, 2008, 08:10:37 PM »

Maths Teacher To santa: If You Had 1000Rs in Your Pocket And 1000Rs In Tha Other Pocket,What would u think ?

Santa:YEH PANT KIS KI HAI??


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #2 on: June 25, 2008, 08:15:24 PM »

GIRL:I LOVE U.
BOY:Me Too.
GIRL:Kitna Karte Ho.
BOY:Jitna Tum Mujhe Karti Ho.
GIRL: KAMINE,Main Sochti Thi Ki Tum Sachha Pyar Karte Ho


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #3 on: June 25, 2008, 08:19:43 PM »

JACKIE CHEN ki Saas Ka Naam Kya Hai?
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"VICKS" Kyunki VICKS Yaani Chen Ki Saas.


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #4 on: June 25, 2008, 08:21:32 PM »

Banta: Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya Dena Chahiye?
Santa: Birla Cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hai.


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #5 on: June 25, 2008, 08:23:10 PM »

Banta Baught A New Mobile.

Banta :Oyee yeh SENT MESSAGE Kya Hota Hai
Santa:Jis MESSAGE Main khushboo Ho Use SENT MESSAGE Kehte Hai.


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #6 on: June 25, 2008, 08:26:44 PM »

Santa SOOTE waqt
Do glass Rakhte hai,
Ek Mein paani Sur ek
Khaali why?

Socho?

Kyunki Pyas Lag Bhi Sakti
Hai Aur Nahi Bhi


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #7 on: June 25, 2008, 08:30:13 PM »

Teacher:Give English
Translation Of,

"Bazar Main Goliyan Chal Rahi Hai"

Santa Replies:
The Tablets Are Walking
In The Market.


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angel4u

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #8 on: June 26, 2008, 03:06:26 AM »

Quote from: Sammual on June 25, 2008, 08:07:57 PM

Take One Glass Full Of Sugar
And Put It Into Yours Eyes
And
You Will Have Sweet Dreams
If You Want Masala Dreams

Try Chilly Powder.

:D:D:D

so sweet...
really good collection....


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angel4u

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #9 on: June 26, 2008, 03:06:51 AM »

Q: Agar William Shakespeare Hyderabad me paida hua hota to uska kya naam hota?
Ans: Wali Miya Sheikh Peer...
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angel4u

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #10 on: June 26, 2008, 03:07:40 AM »

Irshaad: aasman me ud rahe the galib,
aasman me maze se ud rahe the galib,
aasman me uchhal uchhalke ud rahe the galib,
ruk gayi hawa, gir gaye galib...wah wah...
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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #11 on: June 26, 2008, 03:43:49 AM »

Irshaad: aasman me ud rahe the galib,
aasman me maze se ud rahe the galib,
aasman me uchhal uchhalke ud rahe the galib,
ruk gayi hawa, gir gaye galib...wah wah...
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Wah Wah.... Laughing hard


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #12 on: June 26, 2008, 03:50:43 AM »

Gabbar Singh:
Are O.... Kaaliya
Kitane Aadami the?

Kaaliya:
Kya Pata Sardar?
Main To Aurtein Gin Raha Tha


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #13 on: June 26, 2008, 03:54:00 AM »

Aap k Ghar Hum Zarur Ayengey,
Har Pal Ayengey,
Har Waqt Ayengey,
Din Bhar Ayengey,
Aur
Aur
Aur
Aur
Aur
Aur
Aur
Aur
Aur
Aur
Aur
Aur
Aur
Aur
Bell Bajakar Bhag Jayengey..