~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

Santa: Yaar Ye Suraj Raat Ko Kahan Jata Hai?
Banta: Yasr Kahin Nahi Jata,
Yanhi Rehta Hai Andhere Ki Wajah Se Dikhata Nahi Hai.

  

Good Ones...

Kya Aankhein Hain Aapki,
Kya Baatein Hain Aapki..
Us Khuda Ne Kuch Aisa Aapko Banaya Hai..
Maano... "SHhhsss... KOI HAI" Se Bhoot Nikal Aaya Hai.

Din
Main Chain Nahi,
Raat Ko Neend Nahi,
Ji Na Lage Kahi.
Khuda,Kya Yehi Pyar Hai.?
KHUDA Bole :
Nahi Beta,
Commerce Ke Students Ka
Yehi Haal Hai...

So many questions, but the answers are so few, all i really know, is, I MISS YOU !


Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!


Rains fall, winds blow, the sun shines... it all comes naturally, just like loving you.


One day you will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that YOU ARE MY LIFE!


My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!


Most wonderful pairs in the world are:-
HEART & BEAT
NIGHT & MOON
BIRDS & SONGS
ROSES & LOVE
U & UR SMILE.
SO KEEP SMILING ALWAYS.


Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice!


If there ever comes a day when we can't be together, just know that you are in my heart. You'll be in there forever!


If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!


If I died or went somewhere far, I'd write your name on every star so everyone could look up and see you mean the world to me.

JATT:No if no but sirf jatt.
KHATRI:no topi no chatri sirf khatri.
MULLA:no gas no chula sirf mulla.
PUNJABI-na dalda na desi gheo punjabi sareya da peO.