~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~ -Panna 12:SMS , mobile & JOKES

Roja

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«Reply #165 on: August 06, 2008, 03:01:50 AM »

Quote from: Sammual on August 02, 2008, 03:13:23 PM

Santa Calls Customer Care.
Santa:Whats My Mobile Bill Now?

LADY:TO Know Your Current Bill,Dial 123.
Santa:IDIOT!Not Current Bill!Mobile Bill.

ooohhhh hahahaaaaaa


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #166 on: August 08, 2008, 11:42:44 AM »

Teacher: Which Is The Oldest Animal In World ?
Santa: "ZEBRA'..
Teacher:(shocked) How?
Santa: Bcoz It Is "BLACK AND WHITE".


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #167 on: August 08, 2008, 11:45:08 AM »

Santa: Yaar Ye Suraj Raat Ko Kahan Jata Hai?
Banta: Yasr Kahin Nahi Jata,
Yanhi Rehta Hai Andhere Ki Wajah Se Dikhata Nahi Hai.


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #168 on: August 08, 2008, 12:01:28 PM »

Bhikari:kuch Khane Ko Do Baba!
Santa:TAMATAR KHAO.
Bhikari:Roti Do Baba!
Santa:TAMATAR KHAO!
Bhikari:Chalo Tamatar Hi Khila Do!
Santa Ki Wife:Ye Totle Hai,Keh Rahe Hai KAMAKAR KHAO.


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Shikha12

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #169 on: August 08, 2008, 12:32:39 PM »

Good Ones...


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #170 on: August 14, 2008, 02:45:26 PM »

Teacher:AOTOMETICLLY Ka Matlb Batao..

Santa:Jab Koi Ladki Auto Main Baithi Ho Aur Uske Sir Par Ek Bhi Bal Na Ho To Use AUTO-ME-TACLLY Kahte Hai..!


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #171 on: August 14, 2008, 02:47:40 PM »

Kya Aankhein Hain Aapki,
Kya Baatein Hain Aapki..
Us Khuda Ne Kuch Aisa Aapko Banaya Hai..
Maano... "SHhhsss... KOI HAI" Se Bhoot Nikal Aaya Hai.


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #172 on: August 14, 2008, 02:49:46 PM »

Chaiwala:Bholi Si Surat,Aankho Main Masti,
Door Khadi Sharmaye,Hai Hai.

Ladki:Kali Si Surat,Hatho Main kaitli,
Door Khada Chillaye chai chai..........


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #173 on: August 14, 2008, 02:51:59 PM »

Din
Main Chain Nahi,
Raat Ko Neend Nahi,
Ji Na Lage Kahi.
Khuda,Kya Yehi Pyar Hai.?
KHUDA Bole :
Nahi Beta,
Commerce Ke Students Ka
Yehi Haal Hai...


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #174 on: August 14, 2008, 02:55:13 PM »

World's Most Painful Shayari

Dil Main Chubhi Sui

Jara Gaur Farmaiyega..

Dil Main Chubhi Sui..

Uui Uui Uui uui......


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shivani(9899207979)

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #175 on: August 17, 2008, 09:38:33 AM »

So many questions, but the answers are so few, all i really know, is, I MISS YOU !

Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!

Rains fall, winds blow, the sun shines... it all comes naturally, just like loving you.

One day you will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that YOU ARE MY LIFE!

My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!

Most wonderful pairs in the world are:-
HEART & BEAT
NIGHT & MOON
BIRDS & SONGS
ROSES & LOVE
U & UR SMILE.
SO KEEP SMILING ALWAYS.

Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice!

If there ever comes a day when we can't be together, just know that you are in my heart. You'll be in there forever!

If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!

If I died or went somewhere far, I'd write your name on every star so everyone could look up and see you mean the world to me.


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shivani(9899207979)

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #176 on: August 21, 2008, 09:33:32 AM »

Khuda ki banai qudrat nahi dekhi,
Dilon main chupi dolat nahi dekhi,

Jo kehta hai doori se mit jati hai dosti,
Us ney shayud hamari dosti nahi daikhi


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #177 on: September 12, 2008, 05:36:10 PM »

JATT:No if no but sirf jatt.
KHATRI:no topi no chatri sirf khatri.
MULLA:no gas no chula sirf mulla.
PUNJABI-na dalda na desi gheo punjabi sareya da peO.


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #178 on: September 13, 2008, 10:05:34 AM »

Teacher:
Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye,
To Zaroor Poori Hoti Hai..

Santa:
Rehne Do Teacher..
Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hote.


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natural

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #179 on: September 13, 2008, 10:24:56 AM »


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