~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~

by Sammual on June 25, 2008, 08:07:57 PM

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Sammual

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«Reply #180 on: October 24, 2008, 11:12:31 AM »

SANTA:Daarling Aaj
Barsat Ka Din Hai,
Koi Aisi Romantic Baat
Kaho
Ke Mere Pair Zameen Pe Na Rahe

Wife:Daarling
"FAANSI" Laga Lo.


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #181 on: November 18, 2008, 03:12:24 PM »

School Ki Lief Reliance
Kar Lo Duniya Mutti Main

Collage Ki Life Airtel
Aisi Azadi Aur Kahan

Married Lief Idea
Jo Badal De Aapki Zindagi.


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #182 on: November 18, 2008, 03:13:06 PM »

Biwi (Ghusse Main) : Tumhare Dimag Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai !
Husband (Pyar Se) : To Phir Itni Der Se Kha Kyon Rahi Ho ?


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #183 on: November 18, 2008, 03:17:14 PM »

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, Aap Papa Ban Gaye.
Santa: Meri Wife Ko Nahi Bolna Main Use Surprise Dunga!


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #184 on: November 18, 2008, 03:20:28 PM »

Sir To Santa: Kabir Ka Dhoha Sunao
Santa: Kabir Kaiso Kamina Dhoha Diyo Banay
Khud To Upar Khisk Liyo Hamain Diyo Fasay


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Talat

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #185 on: November 18, 2008, 03:31:37 PM »

Quote from: Sammual on October 24, 2008, 11:12:31 AM

SANTA:Daarling Aaj
Barsat Ka Din Hai,
Koi Aisi Romantic Baat
Kaho
Ke Mere Pair Zameen Pe Na Rahe

Wife:Daarling
"FAANSI" Laga Lo.

LOL


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Pooja

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #186 on: November 18, 2008, 05:24:06 PM »

Quote from: Sammual on November 18, 2008, 03:20:28 PM

Sir To Santa: Kabir Ka Dhoha Sunao
Santa: Kabir Kaiso Kamina Dhoha Diyo Banay
Khud To Upar Khisk Liyo Hamain Diyo Fasay


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #187 on: November 19, 2008, 01:43:37 PM »

Fill In The Blank
1)D_G

2)C_T

3)B_Y

4)E_R

5)J_G

6)F_N

7) G_N

8)H_T

9)R_N

Congrats!
KG Pass, Party Kab Doge?


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #188 on: November 19, 2008, 01:47:16 PM »

Machar Marne Ka New Style-
Pehle Machar Pakdo,
Piir Usko Zamin Pe Lita Do,
Usko GudGudi Karo,
Jaise Hi Hasne Ke Liye Mooh Khole
ALLOUT Pilado..


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #189 on: November 23, 2008, 05:44:06 AM »

Santa:Jab Main Mar Jayun To Samne Wali Family Ko Zaroor Bulana.
Banta:Kyun?
Santa:Yaar Unke Ghar Ki Ladies
Murde Se Lipat Lipat Kar Roti Hai.


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #190 on: November 23, 2008, 05:57:15 AM »

Santa:when I Sleep Monkey Play Football In My Dreams.
Dr.:No Problem Take This Medicine Before Sleep.
Santa:Kal Se Lunga, Aaj Raat Ko Final Hai..


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #191 on: November 23, 2008, 06:01:44 AM »

Prove:

juice = soap?

Take Newton's 2nd Law

F = Ma

Multi 'a' With Both Sides

Fa = Maa

'Fa' Is a Soap & 'Maa' Is a Juice

Hence proved!!


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #192 on: November 29, 2008, 12:40:08 PM »

"Lazyness Is The Biggest Enemy" : Jawaharlal Nehru

"Always Love Your Enemy" : Mahatma Gandhi

Ab Bolo Bapu Ki Maane Ya Chachu Ki...??


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Pooja

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #193 on: December 01, 2008, 03:01:07 AM »

nice collection Sammual ji!!


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #194 on: December 04, 2008, 10:42:57 AM »

Banta: Bhai Jaldi Jao Tumharey Ghar Main Talab Ka Pani Ghus Gaya Hai....

Santa: Oye, Kyon Jhoot Bolta Hai, Ghar Ki Chabi To Mere Paas Hai


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