~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~

by Sammual on June 25, 2008, 08:07:57 PM

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Rishi Agarwal

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«Reply #525 on: November 17, 2009, 02:11:02 PM »

Quote from: Sammual on November 17, 2009, 11:37:15 AM

Lawyer To Sardar:Geeta Pe Hath Rakho
Sardar:Kamal Hai, Seeta Pe Hath Rakha
To Baat Court Tak Pohanch Gaye,
Ab Bool Raha Hai Geeta Pe Hath Rakho...


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #526 on: November 18, 2009, 11:38:28 AM »

Santa-Boyfrnd-Girlfrnd Kya Hota Hai
Banta-Kuch Nahi Bas Ladka-Ladki Hote Hai,
Jisme Ek Muskurati Hai
Aur Ek Kharcha Karta Rehta Hai..


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #527 on: November 18, 2009, 12:10:31 PM »

Sardar Standing 0n Platf0rm Jumps 0n Railway Track

Man>Sardar Aap Mar0ge?

Sardar>Marega T0 Tu,Suna Nahi Tarin Platf0rm Pe Aa Rahi Hai..


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #528 on: November 18, 2009, 12:13:09 PM »

Exam Ke Pahle
Syllabus Dekha To Yaad Aya
"KUCH TO HUA HAI
KUCH HO GAYA HAI"
Exam Ke Din Paper Dekh Kar
"SAB KUCH ALAG HAI
SAB KUCH NAYA HAI"...


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #529 on: November 18, 2009, 12:14:26 PM »

Principal; Agar Koi
Girls Hostel Me Gaya To
1st Time Rs.100
2nd Time Rs.200
3rd Time Rs.500
Fine Lagega

Sardar; Monthly Pass Ka
Kya Rate He
................................. Laughing hard


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #530 on: November 18, 2009, 12:15:27 PM »

Ladka Exam Hall
Me Pareshan Tha

Sir; Kya Hua ?
Paper Muskil
Hai Kya ?

Boy; Nahi Sir
Me To Ye Soch Raha
Hu K Is Ka Ans kis Jeb
Me He.


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #531 on: November 18, 2009, 12:16:04 PM »

A Girl To Sardar." Can
U Tell Me How
Many Jokes
Are There
On Sardars Huh?

?

Sardar.' Hardly 2 Or
Maximum. 3
Rest All Are

TRUE STORIES !!!!!


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #532 on: November 18, 2009, 12:19:12 PM »

World shortest jokes-

Two wonen r sitting quiet

Two sardars r playing chess

Girl-Frnd pays the bill

Want More-

U r so beautiful


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Rishi Agarwal

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #533 on: November 20, 2009, 08:18:50 AM »

Samual ji all jokes very cute and funny i like it


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Rishi Agarwal

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #534 on: November 21, 2009, 05:47:12 AM »

Biwi: “Aap ne pichle saal Eid pe mujhe lohay ka bed banwa ke diya tha, Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?”

Shohar: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.”


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Rishi Agarwal

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #535 on: November 21, 2009, 05:49:28 AM »

Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.

Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.

Malika gave him 1000 Rs.

Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?

Malika: Pehli bar kisine behan kaha!


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Rishi Agarwal

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #536 on: November 21, 2009, 05:52:03 AM »

Pathan Kaun Banega Crorepati Mein:

Q: What is you father name?

Pathan: Plz Options?

A. Dilawar
B. Changez
C. Feroz
D. Sultan

Pathan: Life line 50/50

A. Dilawar
C. Feroze

Pathan: Audience Vote.
75% Dilawar
25% Feroze

Pathan: I want to use My last life line “Phone a friend.”
Kisko call karengy?

Pathan: Apne baap dilawar ko!


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madhuwesh

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #537 on: November 21, 2009, 05:54:52 AM »

Sammual ji and Rishi ji,maza aa gayi ye jokes padke.thanks for sharing. Laughing hard


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Rishi Agarwal

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #538 on: November 21, 2009, 05:56:45 AM »

Quote from: madhuwesh on November 21, 2009, 05:54:52 AM

Sammual ji and Rishi ji,maza aa gayi ye jokes padke.thanks for sharing. Laughing hard

Maza hI lete rhoge ya khud bhi kuch likh kar hume maza lene dogi yar aap


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Rishi Agarwal

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #539 on: November 21, 2009, 05:57:57 AM »

Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.

Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?

Dear, sweetu ya jaanu.

Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha “Murgha No.5? Calling”.