~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~

by Sammual on June 25, 2008, 08:07:57 PM

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Talat

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«Reply #60 on: June 28, 2008, 03:42:20 PM »

Nice ones Angel.... and Sammual !!


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #61 on: June 28, 2008, 03:49:54 PM »

Santa:Aaj Maine Pani Ko Ullu Banaya.
Banta:Pani Ko Ullu?Woh Kaise?
Santa:Oye!Subha Maine Pani Garam Kiya
Aur Thande Pani Se Naha Liya!!


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #62 on: June 28, 2008, 03:53:39 PM »

Girl:How Much You Love Me?
Boy:Like SHAJAHAN
Girl:Then When Will You Build TAJMAHAL?
Boy:Already Purchased Land; Now Waiting For Your Death.


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #63 on: June 28, 2008, 03:55:57 PM »

Sene Main DIL..
Dil Main DARD..
Dard Main YAKEEN..
Yakeen Main KHAYAL..
khayal Main KHWAAB..
Khwaab Main Aap..
Kitna Darawna Khwaab Baap Re Baap


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Sonia01

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #64 on: June 28, 2008, 03:58:42 PM »

Quote from: Sammual on June 28, 2008, 03:49:54 PM

Santa:Aaj Maine Pani Ko Ullu Banaya.
Banta:Pani Ko Ullu?Woh Kaise?
Santa:Oye!Subha Maine Pani Garam Kiya
Aur Thande Pani Se Naha Liya!!


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #65 on: June 28, 2008, 04:04:42 PM »

Arz Kiya Hai:
Hathi Ne Kaha Jakar Hathni Ki Kabar Par
Wah Wah
Hathi Ne Kaha Jakar Hathni Ki Kabar Par..

Mujhe Naaz Tha Teri Patli Kamar Par Wah Wah Wah Wah........


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #66 on: June 28, 2008, 06:42:40 PM »

You Are Sweet Like TOM,
Cute Like JERRY,
Naughty Like BUGS BUNNY,
Strong Like POPEYE,
Innocent Like Tweety,
In Short,
You Are Complete CARTOON...


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #67 on: June 28, 2008, 06:46:39 PM »

Santa: Ratko Maine Ke Horror Movie Dekhi,Ek Churail Kabhi Mere Aage Kabhi Piche Aur Kabhi Saath Chal Rahi Thi.

Banta: Kaunsi Movie Thi?

Santa:Apni Shadi Ki.


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #68 on: June 28, 2008, 06:52:34 PM »

Film Ka Director Santa Se: Aap Ke Liye Ek Film hai,
Lead Role Hai,
Heroin Aap Ko GUFA Main Le Jayegi..
Aur...
Goli Maar Degi..

Santa:Acha Film Ka Naam Kya Hai.

Director:Film hai GUFA ME Bhais KI MAUT.


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Talat

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #69 on: June 28, 2008, 06:56:23 PM »

Quote from: Sammual on June 28, 2008, 06:52:34 PM


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #70 on: June 28, 2008, 06:58:01 PM »

Sir: Bacho Kasam Khao Sharab,Cigrete,Jua Or Ladki Ko Nahi Chuoge
Desh Ke Liye Jaan Doge?

Students: De Denge Sir Aisi Zindagi Jeekar Kya Karenge..


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #71 on: June 28, 2008, 07:03:39 PM »

Santa: Oye Tera Ek Dant Neela Kyu Ho Gaya?
Banta: Yaar Maine Ink Lagayi Hai.
Santa: Woh Kyon.?
Banta: Kyon Ke Aaj Kal "BLUETOOTH" Ka Zamana Hai Yaar...


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Talat

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #72 on: June 28, 2008, 07:08:06 PM »

Good ones


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #73 on: June 28, 2008, 07:08:42 PM »

Before Marriage:
Roses Are Red,
Sky Is Blue,
Oh My Darling
I Love You.

After Marriage:
Roses Are Dead,
I have Flu,
You Are My Headache
I Will Kill You...


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #74 on: June 28, 2008, 07:21:21 PM »

Teacher: What Happend In 1869?
Santa: Don't Know.
Teacher: Stupid,Gandhiji Was Born!!
Now Tell Me What Happend In 1873..?
Santa: Gandhi Ji Was Four Years Old..