Fundas!!!!!

1. Regular naps prevent old age especially if you take them while driving.
2. Having one child makes you a parent, having two you a a referee.
3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and  the other is the husband !
 4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
 6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
 7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without....... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
8. You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it
9. True friends stab you in the front
10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate the person for hurting me. > 11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
13. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
 14. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
15. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
16. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, but always with the same person.
17. You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
18. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still  ends up with the same boss.
19. Early to bed, early to rise, your girl goes out with other guys.
20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
21. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
22. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because
 they have to say something.
23. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

Good Funda's Talat..

"
Koyee Que Nahee Bataa ....
Anday Kaa Fundaa...
Funday May Andaa..
"

Pandeyji, agar aap sakaaharee hoo tu ignore this..



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:lol: Talat@mature.xp.com  

HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
BAHOOT KHOOB TALAT!!!!!!!

nice Jabeen !
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aur pandey ji, hum bachhe ban na chahte hain aur aap humein samajhdaar ban ne ko kehte hain ..... !
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more fundaas !
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1.Never put your head in a lion's mouth. It stinks!
 
2.Never throw cigarette butts on the ground. Cockroaches are getting cancer!

3.Where there is a will,there is a way.

Where there is a empty will, there are no ways.

Where there is a loaded will, all ways lead to the will.  I found the will but lost the way!
 
4.Early to bed & early to rise,makes your girlfriend go out with other guys.

5.The early bird catches the worm.  But what did the worm get for waking up early?!

6.An apple a day,keeps the doctor away. Especially if you throw it at him!

7.All is well that ends in a well!
 
8.United we pass.   Divided we fail!

9.Never argue with a fool.  He'll drag you down to his level & beat you with his experience.  

10.Love is journey that ends after marriage.

11.Every dog has his day. Have a nice day!!!!

Sorry Talt Ji...... No no Talat ji
Sorry again

Nice Rishi ji...............

Good work all...

Mujhay ayasaa lagraahai kee..

Talat kahrahee hai.. Tumhay daklugee pandeyji..

No hard feeling Just joking..


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