Funny Jokes

Andhi Lungri & Gunji

3 women were sitting on a bench.One was Andhi, The second one was Lungri & the last was Gunji.
Andhi : WOH DEKHO SAMNEY DARAKHT PER PHOOL LAGA HUA HAI!!!
Lungri : MAIN BHAAG KER JAA KER LE ATI HOON!!!
Gunji : HAAN AUR MAIN APNEY SAR MAIN LAGA LOON GI!!!


~*~ Adha Pagal ~*~

Teacher: hamaray mulk main 10 airport hain, 25 railway stations hain, 110 bus stations hain to meri age batao ?
Student: sir 32 years,
Teacher: oh brilliant, but how did u guess ?
Student: my brother is 16 years old OR WO ADHA PAGAL HAI


This is marketing!!

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him." That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." That's Telemarketing.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That's Customer Feedback.


EK DIHATI

Ek dihati angrez se bolta hai ke mujhe English sikhao , angrez bolta hai ke ok bolo "TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR HOW I WONDER WHAT YOU ARE"dihati bola:"ANDDA DANDDA AAM KA ACHAR KHA KAR DEKHO BARDE MAZE DAR".


DO BEWAQOOF

Do bewaqoof ja rahe the ek nay dosre se kaha ke " agar tum ye bata do ke is shoper main kitnain unde(eggs) hain tu wo pure bara ke bara tumhare ,Our Agar tum ye bhi bata do ke ye kis ke unde(eggs)hain tu wo murghi(hen) bhi tumhari ". Tu dosra bolta hai ke yaar barda mushkil sawal hai zara ishara tu do.

U'R great  KumKum.

unki gali se hum nikle
ajeed ---ittefaq tha
phool    ----    to feka unho ne
lekin! Gamla bhi saath tha.