Funny Signs

Hey friends
Around us there are a lot of shops but some use the silliest or cleverest ways(as you may take it) to attract customers.Here are some====
#Sign on a railway station at Patna:
Aana free, jaana free,
pakde gaye to khana free.

#Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your grandmother!

#Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative
More the success, more the relatives.

#Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
we need your heads to run our business.

#A traffic slogan:
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never
will be.....

#Sign in a restaurant:
All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the manager

THE BEST ONE:
Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations such as Jaish, Lashkar etc.
Its our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god."
- Indian Armed Forces

Very nice!!!!