### Gabbar And Sambha:SMS , mobile & JOKES

mili_genie

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Gabbar: Are o Sambha
Sambha: Ji Sardar
Gabbar: Kitne Admi the re?
Sambha: Do Sardar
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain?
Sambha: Sardar Do Ek ke baad ata hai.
Gabbar: Aur Do ke pehle?
Sambha: Do ke pehle Ek aata hai
Gabbar: To bich mein kaun aata hai?
Sambha: Bich mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar: To fir Dono ek saath kyon nahi atey?
Sambha: Do Ek ke baad hi aa sakta hai, kyonki Do ek se bada hai.
Gabbar: Do ek se bada hai? Kitna bada hai?
Sambha Do ek se Ek bada hai?
Gabbar: Agar Do ek se ek bada hai to ek ek se kitna bada hai?
Sambha: Sardar, Maine tumhara namak khaya hai, mujhe goli mardo par bheja mat khao.


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Suhas

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### Gabbar And Sambha

«Reply #1 on: February 08, 2006, 06:01:33 AM »

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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mili_genie

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### Gabbar And Sambha

«Reply #2 on: February 08, 2006, 07:50:11 AM »


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tinda

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### Gabbar And Sambha

«Reply #3 on: February 09, 2006, 01:12:54 PM »

:lol:
Gabbar: are o sambha, kitna inam rakha hai sarkar humpar?
Sambha: pure pachas hajar
Gabbar: sala mehangai ke jamane me sirf pachas hajar, ak thuu!


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yoindiaking

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### Gabbar And Sambha

«Reply #4 on: February 09, 2006, 03:14:33 PM »

ok so nice ? Usual Smile


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mili_genie

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### Gabbar And Sambha

«Reply #5 on: February 12, 2006, 09:35:34 AM »

badhiya hai tinda ji...:lol:


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tinda

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### Gabbar And Sambha

«Reply #6 on: February 12, 2006, 02:26:36 PM »

thanx m_g

itna sannata kyu hai bhai..
kyunki yoindia members ne SHOLAY nahi dekhi hai

Basanti in kutto ke samne mat nachna..
kya karu veeru sabne sharab pi rakhi hai
nachna to padega warna
bahut bura katenge
aur aas paas ke 50 kos tak koi
vaid bhi nahi hai ilaj ke liye


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shaiz

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### Gabbar And Sambha

«Reply #7 on: February 12, 2006, 03:25:52 PM »

gabbar nay paida (birth) hootay he apni maa se aik sawal poocha jis per us ki maan nay us ko chamat mara......

Q??

aesa kya saswal poocha hooga? Huh?

?

sooochu soochu!!

chalo main bata deta hoon Winking

"KITNAY AADMI THY" tongue3


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sanya310

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### Gabbar And Sambha

«Reply #8 on: February 18, 2006, 07:46:39 PM »

LOLLLLLLLLL


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mili_genie

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### Gabbar And Sambha

«Reply #9 on: February 22, 2006, 11:18:24 AM »

gr8 shaiz bhai... ...

gabbar: are kaliya jab door dooor 50 koss koi bacha rota hai to ma kya kahti hai....

kaliya : kuch nahi bolti.. tumne sab bacchoki aadat bigad di hai..... beta bolta hai ke pata hai koi uncle aate hai mere sone ke baad to tum mujhe uska naam gabbar batati ho..... tongue3

dont mind.....


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