Gabbar is back!!!!

Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to
collect the loot-maar  software he had ordered.They reach Ramgad and starts  shouting:

"Abe O thakur! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software?Last date to kab ka nikal  gaya".

Thakur [with anger] :

"Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne Paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai."

Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur?Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?"

Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh,Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai."

Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another,using a laptop.

Kaalia Starts laughing and says:

"Ha ha ha... thakur ne phresers  (Freshers) ko liya ho ka. Hee hee ye log programming karenge? In ko toe DOS commands bhi nahin aate."

Veeru :"Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain,kuch bhi kar sakte hain."

Jay hits some commands on his keyboard, then says :

"jaao kaalia, gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya."

Now at  GABBAR'S DEN.............................

Gabbar: "Kitne bugs thein?"
Kaalia: " Do sarkaar."
Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch key aaye ho ? Gabbar bahoot  khush hoga? Naya assignment dega aur increment bhi? Iski  saza milegi... barobar milegi. "
 [Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa].

"Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"
Sambaa:"Chhey sarkaar. "
Gabbar:"Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai.
[logout  -  logout - logout].

Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga  Kaalia?"
Kaalia:"Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."
Gabbar: "Toe ab documentation kar ! Hee hee hee hey haah."
Kaalia:"Nahiiiiiiiiiii....@#$@%#. ! ! ! !...."   :D  :D  :D

Thanks....Waheed ji!!