GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN

by Sonu on July 29, 2006, 05:48:41 AM
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GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN
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Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa.
She is half discovered, half wild.

Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America.
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan.
Very hot, wise and beautiful !!!!!!!!!

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France.
She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany.
She lost the war but not the hope.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia.
Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England.
With a glorious past but no future.
 
 
After 70, they become Siberia.
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
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«Reply #1 on: August 08, 2006, 01:12:18 AM »
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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anjani_si
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«Reply #2 on: August 08, 2006, 03:00:18 AM »
Quote from: "Sonu"
GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN
FOR you ONLY

 



Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa.
She is half discovered, half wild.

Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America.
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan.
Very hot, wise and beautiful !!!!!!!!!

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France.
She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany.
She lost the war but not the hope.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia.
Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England.
With a glorious past but no future.
 
 
After 70, they become Siberia.
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.


SONUJI.....hahaha.....very funny...dont u think u just described MEN tongue3

mujhe kya pata isse geography ki baatoin ka...mein tu choti si nanhi si....pyari si bachi hoon :D:D:D
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«Reply #3 on: August 08, 2006, 04:19:56 AM »
yaar sab kuch chalta hai kabhi men key barey mey likh deya to kabhi women key barey mey kesi sey apni dushmani to hai nahi to phri bheydh bhav keo sabh kuch chalta hai yaar... laughing4laughing4laughing4 bus kabhi kabhar hans leyna cahye hai phir vo jisper marji jokes hu keo dosto...
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«Reply #4 on: August 08, 2006, 06:13:52 AM »
Quote from: "Sonu"
yaar sab kuch chalta hai kabhi men key barey mey likh deya to kabhi women key barey mey kesi sey apni dushmani to hai nahi to phri bheydh bhav keo sabh kuch chalta hai yaar... laughing4laughing4laughing4 bus kabhi kabhar hans leyna cahye hai phir vo jisper marji jokes hu keo dosto...



kehre pind di tu ni jara das ja sohniyee....  

i mean Amrica or Africa Huh???  :wink:  :lol:
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isha_verma7
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«Reply #5 on: August 08, 2006, 06:20:49 AM »
haahhaahha good one Sonu Di........and hey i like uor avtaar......
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«Reply #6 on: August 09, 2006, 02:29:28 AM »
Quote from: "99% §hå®èèf_Mµñda"
Quote from: "Sonu"
yaar sab kuch chalta hai kabhi men key barey mey likh deya to kabhi women key barey mey kesi sey apni dushmani to hai nahi to phri bheydh bhav keo sabh kuch chalta hai yaar... laughing4laughing4laughing4 bus kabhi kabhar hans leyna cahye hai phir vo jisper marji jokes hu keo dosto...



kehre pind di tu ni jara das ja sohniyee....  

i mean Amrica or Africa Huh???  :wink:  :lol:


jhootha kahan se liya pooch raha hai.....
aur haan jhoothe ka size bhi baatana........kaheen bhol na jana :D:D
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«Reply #7 on: August 09, 2006, 03:47:09 AM »
lollzzzzzzzzzz nice  kya  baat hai . :lol: main  kuch  samjh  liya :lol:
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«Reply #8 on: August 09, 2006, 06:30:56 AM »
keo tusi ghar ahna hai rakhdi benvan tey apna addres deydo mey ah jandi haan hutey  :lol:  :lol:

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Quote from: "Sonu"
yaar sab kuch chalta hai kabhi men key barey mey likh deya to kabhi women key barey mey kesi sey apni dushmani to hai nahi to phri bheydh bhav keo sabh kuch chalta hai yaar... laughing4laughing4laughing4 bus kabhi kabhar hans leyna cahye hai phir vo jisper marji jokes hu keo dosto...



kehre pind di tu ni jara das ja sohniyee....  

i mean Amrica or Africa Huh???  :wink:  :lol:
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«Reply #9 on: August 09, 2006, 06:33:40 AM »
Anjani  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  nahi yaar vo puch rha hai key ajj rakhdi hai apak peta batow rakhdi bendvaney ahna hai  :lol:  :lol:

acha chal beta deyti hoon yaar jutey meyney chandi chuk sey leya hai... or size hai 8:1/2 number  :lol:  :lol:  lo beta deya hai

ab kes kes ko juthey kahney ka shukh hai aj jow...  :lol:  :lol:  pensil heel vala juta tyar hai  :lol:  :lol: kesi key takley per pedney key leya :lol:  :lol:

 
Quote from: "anjani_si"
Quote from: "99% §hå®èèf_Mµñda"
Quote from: "Sonu"
yaar sab kuch chalta hai kabhi men key barey mey likh deya to kabhi women key barey mey kesi sey apni dushmani to hai nahi to phri bheydh bhav keo sabh kuch chalta hai yaar... laughing4laughing4laughing4 bus kabhi kabhar hans leyna cahye hai phir vo jisper marji jokes hu keo dosto...



kehre pind di tu ni jara das ja sohniyee....  

i mean Amrica or Africa Huh???  :wink:  :lol:


jhootha kahan se liya pooch raha hai.....
aur haan jhoothe ka size bhi baatana........kaheen bhol na jana :D:D
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«Reply #10 on: August 09, 2006, 06:36:49 AM »
tumhey keay samjh mey ah gaya hai ganju patel...  glasses2

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lollzzzzzzzzzz nice  kya  baat hai . :lol: main  kuch  samjh  liya :lol:
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Sonu
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«Reply #11 on: August 11, 2006, 06:49:12 AM »


MENS ARE LIKE


Men are like ....Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.




Men are like .....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.




Men are like .....Bike helmets .
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.




Men are like .....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.




Men are like .....Copiers .
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.




Men are like .....Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.




Men are like .....Bank accounts .
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.




Men are like .....High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.




Men are like .....Curling irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.




Men are like .....Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.




Men are like .....Handguns .
Keep one around long enough, and you're going to want to shoot it.



OOOO ---- OOOO
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«Reply #12 on: August 13, 2006, 05:09:05 PM »
nice again..........  :lol:  acchi  tareef  kiya hia  aap ne tongue3
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«Reply #13 on: September 04, 2006, 07:07:45 AM »
The Moods of a Woman
 
An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction,

She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle a stranger alone in the house.

Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,

She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,
She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk,

At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.
 
 
The Moods of a Man
 
Hungry.

Horny.

Sleepy.
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